Matty Gates

[Matty Gates @Mgates442]

@elonmusk Did it hurt big man twumps little feelings….aw bless him the prick

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

https://t.co/XLHvDQULZv

[Matty Gates @Mgates442]

@BBCSport You’ll never ever beat Dan Burn! 😝

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

Water privatisation is a con.

(Location: Thames Water HQ)

[Matty Gates @Mgates442]

Can we riot in the streets now like the French!? 🔥

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

🚨MPs FOR HIRE: a Led By Donkeys undercover investigation🚨

Watch the trailer…

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

🚨MPs FOR HIRE: a Led By Donkeys undercover investigation🚨

Watch the trailer…

[Matty Gates @Mgates442]

@NUFC @alanshearer Titus Bramble pinging one!🤯

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@Cobratate “The coffee break became a staple in business because a caffeinated business outcompetes a non-caffeinated business.”…Also Tate “the matrix wants you weak, poor, and alone”….make it make sense 🤷🏼‍♂️

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@laura_woodsy Bamburgh beach, Northumberland!

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@piersmorgan You of all people know the difference between boasting about something and just stating a fact right?

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@richardajkeys @beINSPORTS_EN To watch some football maybe? Just a guess like

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@03mulcahyj @danmikulskis @TheEconomist Tyson fury 😉

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@GaryLineker @England Nah I won’t unfortunately. Lack any killer instinct/ winning mentality. Can’t beat the big teams in tournaments

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@NoContextBrits Frazzles 🐐

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@NadineDorries ❄️

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@usasoccerguy Score prediction?

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@RealRomfordPele Champions bar! how’d you get in with shorts on!? 🤨😄

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@NadineDorries @thetimes 3 in shot an possibly 2 just below? What’s your point?

[Matty Gates @Mgates442]

@NadineDorries Champion, general election it is thn!

[Nick Murphy @nickmurftweets]

Lest we forget, Boris Johnson, still the MP for Uxbridge and South Ruislip, has been on holiday since 7th July.

107 days.

Oh apart from a quick jaunt to the USA to do a speech for £135,000

I feel certain this revelation will end him. Your welcome.
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