M rg n Erskine 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🇺🇦

Graphic Designer. Loves swans and horses, HATES Brexit and the Tory Party. They are awful. Please don’t vote for them.

[M rg n Erskine 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🇺🇦 @MgnErsk]

Lidl giving us a taste of #postbrexitbritian tonight.

Just joking... it’ll be SO MUCH WORSE!

#fuckbrexit

[M rg n Erskine 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🇺🇦 @MgnErsk]

more @LGUKCare washing machine news! It now more broken.

FFS.

[M rg n Erskine 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🇺🇦 @MgnErsk]

Er, that’s NOT the Guide motto… #celebritymastermind

[M rg n Erskine 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🇺🇦 @MgnErsk]

latest in my @LGUKCare washing machine saga: Engineer no4 (who is the same engineer as no3) surprisingly enough still couldn’t fix it!

Tomorrow: ‘more reasons why @LGUKCare won’t replace my unfixable washing machine, even though they have spent more on sending me engineers’

[M rg n Erskine 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🇺🇦 @MgnErsk]

@Philipclarke32 @LGUKCare well, he or she is from a third party, so I have faith in them…

[M rg n Erskine 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🇺🇦 @MgnErsk]

Trying to get @LGUKCare to replace the washing machine which has been leaking all over my floor for a year is becoming farcical (3x engineers!). I could seriously produce a pretty impressive standup routine about how terrible their customer service is.

Anyone want to contribute?

[M rg n Erskine 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🇺🇦 @MgnErsk]

@Philipclarke32 @LGUKCare I have engineer no 4 coming tomorrow. To look at the washing machine engineer no3 said couldn’t be fixed. What do you bet it’s the same engineer?

[M rg n Erskine 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🇺🇦 @MgnErsk]

Days spent waiting for @LGUKCare to call me back: 6

Times @LGUKCare called me back when they said they would: 0

Hopes and dreams left: -100

[M rg n Erskine 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🇺🇦 @MgnErsk]

In further @LGUKCare news, i’ve now got engineer no. 4 coming to look at my broken washing machine…

The last one said it needed replaced.

[M rg n Erskine 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🇺🇦 @MgnErsk]

I’m starting to find the @LGUKCare hold music very triggering. I’ve be read it approx 60 times with all the phone calls I’ve made to them.

Bonus of this situation: I now have a padding pool appearing in my utility room. And it keeps coming back!

[M rg n Erskine 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🇺🇦 @MgnErsk]

@LGUKCare hey LG - i’ve had 3 engineers out, the last one literally couldn’t fix my washing machine. All i want is it replaced. I’m sick of having to chase you. There’s currently water all over my floor (again). I could continue with this omnishambles… please, just replace it

[M rg n Erskine 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🇺🇦 @MgnErsk]

Sorry Elon, I’m out.

[M rg n Erskine 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🇺🇦 @MgnErsk]

@Douglas4Moray Sounds good to me. I’m up for it.

[M rg n Erskine 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🇺🇦 @MgnErsk]

@Elizabe25842951 @OffYourKnees @CitizynKayne You’d be most welcome!

[M rg n Erskine 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🇺🇦 @MgnErsk]

@MatthewStellon @dfghjkl80496557 @Ryanair Dull. How about a series of gay icon tail fins. Or endangered birds? Anything but another fucking union flag.

[M rg n Erskine 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🇺🇦 @MgnErsk]

@MatthewStellon @Ryanair Ah yeah, get BA to do it. They fly everywhere.

[M rg n Erskine 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🇺🇦 @MgnErsk]

Is #Whowantstobeprimeminister an actual job interview?

May as well let them have a go.

[M rg n Erskine 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🇺🇦 @MgnErsk]

@FlopsyPickle They have to tow slowly back

[M rg n Erskine 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🇺🇦 @MgnErsk]

@carmic3 @NicolaSturgeon Is it a lie that there have been five pm’s during The First Minister’s leadership? Exactly how is that untrue? Please explain.