Matt G

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

Looking back on 14 years of the Tories is like looking back at the traumatising post-vindaloo shit you just did in the toilet.

[Edwin Hayward @edwinhayward]

It is extraordinary that the USA gets treated to a dismantling of the Tory party orders of magnitude better than the tame efforts anyone dares attempt here.

(And no, it's not the swearing that makes the difference - it's the accuracy of the attacks.)

[BBC Politics @BBCPolitics]

UK General Election: How do I register to vote? https://t.co/CdEGyB89Ct

[David__Osland @David__Osland]

When Rishi Sunak says it's a moral mission to clamp down on benefit fraud, he doesn't mention that it totalled just £65m in 2020, on the government's own figures. That's around 1.5% of the £4.3bn Covid fraud he happily just let go.