Mkhale 🗿

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[Mkhale 🗿 @MhSakwa]

20/03/2026

[Nelson Amenya @amenya_nelson]

South Africans coming to Kenya twitter thinking they’ve finally got brothers in Xenophobia and they discover real pan-Africanist 😂

[Genome @trifecttta]

I remember,there is a lady who hosted me in her house for a month in my final year in campus when I was struggling with accomodation in 2016 and she later succumbed to COVID 19 in 2020. I have never been hurt like that. Rest in peace Grace Lelon 😭😭

[Inioluwa @8letterwords]

Yes, they always come in pairs.

And it's the one with the less hype that usually goes on to be the bigger and better player...

[Lincoln. @linc_ke3]

Hao 24% ni comedians and artists🚮

[Emmanuel Echeta @PenTitan]

Arsenal against blue teams this season:

Man City - 3:0
Coventry - 3:0
Chelsea - 2:1

Napoli how you do want it?

[Tekkers Foot @tekkersfoot]

🚨🇪🇺 RAPHINHA OPENS THE SCORING FOR BARCELONA! WHAT A GOAL! 🤯🤯

Barcelona 1-0 Feyenoord.

[BrianO @BrianOpangao]

Nikita can cook Ugali🤣 that ends the debate ...

[Polymarket FC @PolymarketFC]

🚨 BREAKING! 🤯

@David_Ornstein:

“I don’t expect any of Kroupi, Scott or Rayan to be sold for under £100m.” 🍒

[Mak @mak_aura]

At least her life was fruitful

[Rato 🪐 @Rato___Zondi]

As a wise man once said, "a good leader stands in front. A great leader is willing to be taught by those behind him."

[Hammer Hammer Ke @HammerHamm026]

Podcasts and influencers who are Supporting Kasongo

Abel Mutua,
Obinna,
Butita,
YY.
Terrence
Mwakideu
Ekkodyda
Mwafreeka
Jagero
King'ori
Ofweneke

Be careful how you consume their content, they are meant to create sympathy for Ruto.

[she_left_you_on_read_but_ @wairimu_wendy]

Mamangu hataki niende Rally Ya Sifuna on Sunday 😭😭😭 ameniambia mara mbili sasa, mara ya tatu itabidi nipaste tumsalimie 😭

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Champions League nights are back.

📍 Naples

[Natttyyy🤎 @Lownarh]

Walileta counterfeits tukahamia kwa chai
Kumekuwa na shortage ya maziwa tukahamia kwa kahawa
Sasa wameendea pia waburundi akiz
Heh WANTAM!!

[KCEE 🇵🇹 @KAYCEEFORALL]

Shakhtar Donetsk Coach when he arrives at the Stamford bridge Tomorrow and meets Xabi Alonso in his office.

[Jemedari @MrJemedari]

Mpaka Sammyro anasema "Tu reason na serikali"??
Enyewe bahasha zimetembea!!

[EuroFoot @eurofootcom]

🚨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋 | Scott McTominay's heart surgery was a complete success, confirm Napoli! ✅

He will rest for two weeks then return to training this month.

Speedy recovery to him! 💙

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

10 months Alcohol Free. 🥳🥳🥳

[Dollar $ign @DennoForester]

Msupa anafungua simu every 5 minutes kuclear notifications za mpesa kwa sababu zimejaza simu. Kwanza apo quotes naona watu wanaeka zeros mingi kweli kweli, kumbe shida ya nchi yetu ni Ruto na wamama wenye wivu

[now.arsenal @now_arsenaI]

Luis Munoz, who scored the last minute winner for the Arsenal U19s against Napoli U19s, is 14-years-old. He was born in 2011.

Max Dowman holds the record for the youngest goalscorer in UEFA Youth League history (14 years, 8 months, 19 days).

However Luis Munoz is now only THREE DAYS behind him at 14 years, 8 months, 22 days.

Arsenal have another star on their hands.