Michael Hansen

[Michael Hansen @Mhansen1971]

@ValerieAnne1970 Where do I start? I drive for a living. There aren't a lot of good choices for food on the road.

[Michael Hansen @Mhansen1971]

@VigilantFox Yang, the closet communist.

[Michael Hansen @Mhansen1971]

@elonmusk I want to get Starlink but the website is unclear on how the offers work.
I saw a Mother's day offer of $29.00 but it doesn't specify for how long the offer is good for.
Can you make your marketing team clarify these offers in your ads? Maybe make terms of service less vague?

[Michael Hansen @Mhansen1971]

@Hania16836 Her life

[Michael Hansen @Mhansen1971]

@The_Big_Chifa_ A poorly written plot device, imo...

[Michael Hansen @Mhansen1971]

@uscfan981 Hart Foundation

[Michael Hansen @Mhansen1971]

@StedmanDan19128 @TheCinesthetic He was cocking his "guns".

[Michael Hansen @Mhansen1971]

@AntiLeftMemes Someone going to tell her? 🤣🤦🤦🤡

[Michael Hansen @Mhansen1971]

@TaraBull Wtf happened to her? 😳

[Michael Hansen @Mhansen1971]

@bennyjohnson Indiana isn't trying to steal those counties from Illinois. They want to secede from the train wreck that Illinois.

[Michael Hansen @Mhansen1971]

@Marlayna29 Easy. Where's my money?

[Michael Hansen @Mhansen1971]

@maplemuscledoll As long as you don't have a wiener, that's cool.

[Michael Hansen @Mhansen1971]

@iheartmindy Processing fees.

[Michael Hansen @Mhansen1971]

@modernhistory Captain Disney, Kurt Russell.

[Michael Hansen @Mhansen1971]

@RetroMoviesDB Sam Axe

[Michael Hansen @Mhansen1971]

@BelleTire I was almost stranded in Ohio and had to limp back to the closest store, which was Greenfield, IN.

[Michael Hansen @Mhansen1971]

@BelleTire Your Valparaiso, IN store cost me over $5,000 dollars in repairs due to the incompetence of your technicians. Plus missing out on two weeks worth of work and having to have another one of your stores in Greenfield, IN fix their mistakes. I'll never go there again.

[Michael Hansen @Mhansen1971]

@TaraBull Inflamed butthole

[Michael Hansen @Mhansen1971]

@Fun_Viral_Vids We did. 😆

[Michael Hansen @Mhansen1971]

@AntiWokeMemes 👌 👍