Mike Homer

[Mike Homer @Mhomer]

@scottyoc Same for us mate!
Table of 10 for last 2 years, between 4-8 for the 2 years it was on prior to that!
When I told them that we couldn’t justify £499 plus VAT PP for a table of 10, they replied “how about a table for 6, it will be cheaper “

[Mike Homer @Mhomer]

@LCYFlightInfo Please register me for flight updates on flight BA4472 on 2019/10/16 17:20 GMT+01:00 RSRC:101

[Mike Homer @Mhomer]

@longfella31 Congratulations! 🥂

[Mike Homer @Mhomer]

@longfella31 Haha, bet you loved that!!

[Gates Foundation @gatesfoundation]

Don't have a red nose? That's ok! For every RT we'll donate $10 toward ending child poverty. #RedNose4Kids

[Everton @Everton]

Here is the cover of tomorrow's matchday programme. #JFT96 #EFCvBOU

[Jeremy Vine | Here, on Tiktok, Insta & Facebook @theJeremyVine]

I thought I had seen the best cartoon about the #CharlieHebdo massacre. Then I saw this one. (via @eottolenghi)

[Tancredi Palmeri @tancredipalmeri]

Fantastic coverpage of the tomorrow Independent that will stay in history of media http://t.co/PkYQPsQIEr

[Mike Homer @Mhomer]

#ClivesMoustache very funny!

[Seitou Ryu Karate @SeitouRyuKarate]

Gold for Megan in the 8-9yrs Individual Kata http://t.co/A0w2vumjQ0

[Mike Homer @Mhomer]

"The doctor can see you now." - a nurse, after removing the doctor's blindfold. http://t.co/p8CEafzd

[Mike Homer @Mhomer]

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[Mike Homer @Mhomer]

Choosy moms choose Jif. Boozey moms choose Jeff, the abusive, alcoholic boyfriend. http://t.co/VU0LrR0y

[Mike Homer @Mhomer]

I BRAKE FOR PERPETUAL GODDAMN CONSTRUCTION ON I-16. http://t.co/u2QpUuf3

[Mike Homer @Mhomer]

http://t.co/S3kJFw2l If I were British these tweets would be worth 1.61 times as much.

[Mike Homer @Mhomer]

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[Mike Homer @Mhomer]

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[Mike Homer @Mhomer]

http://t.co/jdkwA470 "I can dish it out, but I can't take it." - Lactose intolerant ice cream man

[Mike Homer @Mhomer]

Raspberry Ketone Works! http://t.co/EcTctmq4

[Mike Homer @Mhomer]

http://t.co/2fK9gHOr I don't care what the expiration date says, I have to smell it.