MiCro

Minion of the state.

[MiCro @MiCromp]

Guys, the toys on sale in Walworth Road Post Office are incredible

[MiCro @MiCromp]

The Dog and Whistle

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Name this pub that only welcomes patriots.

[MiCro @MiCromp]

Did he now? The sly old dog, no one saw that coming...

[MiCro @MiCromp]

Love love LOVE Manchester United's new stadium design #MUFC

[alistair green @mralistairgreen]

How Andrew Tate tweets sound when you read them out loud

[MiCro @MiCromp]

Damn right it's not funny, that poor lettuce must be sick of being associated with The Worst PM Ever

[Liz Truss @trussliz]

What happened last night was not funny. Far-left activists disrupted the event, which then had to be stopped for security reasons.

This is done to intimidate people and suppress free speech. I won't stand for it.

Would we see the same reaction if the activists were far-right?

[MiCro @MiCromp]

Mogg looking like your weird great uncle got a Walkman for Christmas

[MiCro @MiCromp]

@christhebarker Mogg is an umbrella all day long

[MiCro @MiCromp]

Die
Oh
Rear

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

First three words that come to mind when you see this pic?

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

In a 2003 interview, Leslie Nielsen pranked the interviewer with a fart machine, making it seem like he couldn't stop farting.

[SimpsonsEFL @EflSimpsons]

•#GeneralElection•
-—-
Rishi Sunak:

[MiCro @MiCromp]

Whoever is playing Things Can Only Get Better deserves a knighthood #election #rishi #toriesout

[MiCro @MiCromp]

Paula Vennells channeling Dr Evil for the enquiry I see

[Jonathan Rowe @Jonathanrowe__]

😂😂🔥💛💚… 15 years 15 years😍 #ncfc

[MiCro @MiCromp]

Suddenly Adrian pauses. A look of ecstatic relief floods across his face. Slowly, he draws a box from the back of the shelf. Blowing the dust from the front of the packet, he reads the words written there aloud and in triumph

ADRIAN
LAPSANG SOUCHONG!

https://t.co/bcfqMNJTeP

[MiCro @MiCromp]

INT. ADRIAN CHILES AND KATHERINE VINE'S LOVE NEST - NIGHT

Adrian stares at the blank laptop screen in front of him, then frantically at his watch, then back to the screen. The watch shows 11:13pm. Adrian is visibly sweating.

[MiCro @MiCromp]

In desperation, Adrian goes to a kitchen cupboard and starts throwing things onto the floor. Coconut milk, hot cross buns, condoms, sausages all fly through the air.

ADRIAN
No, No, NO, NO!