Them: oh, I didn’t think I’d need I.D. Me: You should always have I.D. When you leave the house, if for no other reason than to potentially identify your body.
Everyone: I'm here to pick up tickets
Me: Can I see your photo ID
Everyone: Stuggles for 3 minutes to search bag, wallet, pocket, stack of credit cards to find ID.
Me: I guess I'm the only human on earth that keeps their ID in the same spot for easy access. Freaking weirdos.
Working Will Call watching everyone at the window reading my sign that states. "If you need to purchase tickets, you can at the box office located at the end of the side walk with arrow pointing"
Everyone: *Looks at me confused* Can I buy tickets here?
😐
Me: Your zipcode?
Them: We are in Myrtle Beach right now *Google's MB Zipcode* 29588
Me: Errr, your home zipcode?
Them: But we are on vaca.
Me: Okay, that's fine. Credit Card number when you are ready...
Credit Card: *declines* (wrong zipcode)
Me: 🤯