M Monte

Doggo Mom 🐶🐶. Science/Tea/Animal Enthusiast...one step closer to saving the world

[M Monte @Mi_Marie_Mo]

@Target WHY DID YOU PUT A DOORBELL SOUND IN YOUR COMMERCIAL? DO YOU HAVE NO SOUL? #dogs

[Kayleigh Donaldson @Ceilidhann]

Another day, another round of men asking, "Why are women attracted to this mildly unconventional looking dude?" Honey, every woman you know has a crush on the cartoon fox version of Robin Hood, and this is what baffles you?

[mak @makncheeez5]

what's kamala's plan for getting Deshaun Watson off my team

[M Monte @Mi_Marie_Mo]

@LaStefa On October 3rd, he asked me what day it was.

[Dr LaStefa, PhD @LaStefa]

@Mi_Marie_Mo

[M Monte @Mi_Marie_Mo]

@LaStefa Damn that’s some pretty HD video for the times! You’re welcome (though who the fuck is hunting rhinos smh)

[FLAVOR FLAV @FlavorFlav]

Pet Shop Boys better stay inside and lock the doors. You too Snoop Dogg. And Pitbull.

[Sir Yacht @SirYacht_]

What is each presidential candidate’s plan to get Deshaun Watson off the Browns

[Four Seasons Total Landscaping @TotalSeasons]

.@JDVance we're ready when you are...

[M Monte @Mi_Marie_Mo]

Watched I, Robot today and now the Day After Tomorrow is on. If either of these movies happened right now in real life I’m pretty sure we’d all be like, yep. Seems about right

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

On top of being paid with Saudi blood money of course @b_dechambeau is also MAGA trash

[M Monte @Mi_Marie_Mo]

The @usopengolf flag poles look like the character from Ahhh…Real Monsters and I can’t unsee it.

[erika @yeeeerika]

today i'm doing a challenge called wednesday it's where i try to make it through wednesday

[M Monte @Mi_Marie_Mo]

@LaStefa I think they all get a little fixed up once they retire #newteeth

[M Monte @Mi_Marie_Mo]

Whoever picks the music for Cold Justice 🤌🏻🤌🏻

[M Monte @Mi_Marie_Mo]

What, the first time you listen to a song you do t need to simultaneously read the lyrics? Am I old?

[M Monte @Mi_Marie_Mo]

Just finished the Throne of Glass series if anyone would like to debrief

[M Monte @Mi_Marie_Mo]

Just once I want to get spray tanned by a normal sized person and not the most tiniest perfect kind.

[M Monte @Mi_Marie_Mo]

NONE OF THE YOUNG FOLKS ARE HELPING ME TAKE PICTURES OF THE ECLIPSE

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

When Jesus saw the guards as he was coming out of the tomb