Electricity now costs more in the UK than anywhere else in the world.
But at least we didn’t end up with Jeremy Corbyn ending the cost of living crisis and saving families an average of £6,716 a year, taking utilities into public ownership and raising the minimum wage.
Phew.
Charles has now appointed Prince Andrew to step in for him first if he is ill or out of the country.
That's right, the same Prince Andrew who was a close friend of Jeffrey Epstein and used £12 million of our money to settle a sexual assault case.