It’s funny how the alien files are being declassified and the nation just doesn’t care.
Especially Miami, where grainy UFO photos don’t compare to the phenomenon of 100 cop cars pulling up to Bayside while your tia swears she was there and saw aliens to add to the chisme.
Luke Skywalker came across an old wise man in the desert, into the local cantina, and met a couple of smugglers… is the same way a sugar baby meets a sugar daddy in the sands of South Beach, who claims to know crypto bros who can smuggle them into F1 ten minutes before the race.
I saw drone deliveries coming, but I didn't see Pub Sub briskets coming.
That's the world we live in today, technology is outpacing Publix sandwich creations.
Looking into the Bahama Breeze closure, I just realized Blue Martini Kendall did too. I like that chain. It's the Red Lobster of nightlife. Thick service, watching karaoke singers through glass, and unofficial endless shrimp for the cougars.
A proper neighborhood comedy institution at this point. Comics working new material, locals at the bar, and the kind of unpredictable fun algorithms can’t imitate live and in person!
After years of searching and waiting for a good investment opportunity, I’ve realized the best neighborhoods are where the elderly live.
The safest surveillance system in Miami isn’t a Ring camera.
It’s abuelas looking out the window because you stepped out getting the mail.
People dont understand just how secure it is to live in an elderly neighborhood. They call the cops on you for pulling up late at night on your own driveway.