MiamiHookups

Send us your hookups or any you've heard of....names and dirty deets. Completely anonymous! Readyyyy GO.

[MiamiHookups @MiamiHookups]

@CommandoFlando all man baby

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Heard @CommandoFlando is back on the market .... make yo way back to Miami gurl 😏

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That baby has seen some shit...

[MiamiHookups @MiamiHookups]

"I hooked up with a freshman last night and I think that was their first time..... #freshmeat #SENIORYEARBABY"

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"I've got to masturbate before I go to bed....every night. Do I have a problem?"

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"My old hookup back at home has a Gf now....dear god get me back to Oxford I NEED TO GET LAID"

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"Best thing about my guy, he gets off by getting me off. His record? 12 orgasms, one round of sex"

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@MiamiUMakeout get on my level.

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"The female athletes on this campus are far more attractive than sorority girls for the sole reason they play a sport."

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"I need a friend with benefits"

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"Don't hook up with the freshman field hockey girls one gave me an std."

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"Was having perfectly fine sex last night until the dog got in bed with us #awkward #needadogcage"

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@MiamiUMakeout where you at doe

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Let's get drunk @MiamiUMakeout

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"Hooked up with a guy last night and as soon as he passed out my friend came and picked me up. Also stole a pair of his sweatpants"

[Miami Makeouts @MiamiUMakeout]

@studmuffin227 saw that same pair on Monday haha. You should ask @MiamiHookups or @MiamiConfession

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"I need to get laid....retweet this if you'll have sex with me"

[MiamiHookups @MiamiHookups]

"Farted on this guys dick while I was in full blown reverse cowgirl.....he said "it doesn't smell that bad keep going"

[MiamiHookups @MiamiHookups]

"Got w/ my ex boyfriends fraternity brother & during he whispered tell me im better than Chris...He wasnt so I acted like I didn't hear him"