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26 ~ 🇵🇷 ~ Heat 2025 champs

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

The Pelicans went 26-56 last season and somehow followed it up with an offseason featuring no trades, no free-agent signings, and 14 of the same 15 players returning 😅

(h/t @RTNBA )

[Joe Walsh @WalshFreedom]

He’s gonna address the nation tonight, and he’s not gonna talk about you. He’s not gonna talk about you & your struggles with unemployment, rising prices, and access to healthcare. He’s gonna talk about himself. He’s gonna talk about an election he lost six years ago.

Just one more reminder for November.

[𝙃𝙀𝘼𝙏 𝙉𝘼𝙏𝙄𝙊𝙉 @HeatvsHaters]

WE GOT GIANNIS 🚨

HES REALLY OURS

[Synthetic Sports @SyntheticSports]

Heat: Traded for Giannis
Raptors: Traded for Kawhi
76ers: Traded for Jaylen Brown
Blazers: Traded for Ja
Lakers: Traded for Walker Kessler
Timberwolves: Traded for LaMelo

Pelicans:

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

The Pelicans went 26-56 last season.

Their free agency moves?
- re-signing DeAndre Jordan.

Hmm.

[Kc2152 @Kc21522]

@babyitsjustfait @Kgformvp211 Pelicans are barely a professional basketball team.

[〽️arv 🥷🏾🩸 @marviemarv__]

“Giannis to Miami not moving me” NIGGA ION GIVE AF WE BASICALLY GOT GIANNIS FOR FREE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Americans literally just want to afford groceries, and here's Donnie BRAGGING about how much he loves the increasing costs families are facing. It's sick.

[DFP 🇧🇷 @deuce_fan_page]

@ShamsCharania @BobbyMarks42 So basically every team was in favor, but fans want me to believe this is a bad thing because they want trash teams to be rewarded for being trash 😂🤷‍♂️

[Hoop Central @TheHoopCentral]

Jose Alvarado asked if he thought he'd be playing in June when he started the season with the Pelicans:

"Nope."

🤣🤣🤣. (via @espn)

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

James Harden tonight:

10 points
3/13 FG
0/4 3PT
4 turnovers
-15

(Via @realapp )

[On Ball Creator @onballcreator]

@sixringsofsteeI Sounds like they're encouraging teams to try and win?

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

NBA Proposes New Lottery System to Crack Down on Tanking:

• Lottery expands from 14 → 16 teams
Relegation zone (bottom 3 teams) gets fewer odds for No. 1 pick

• Teams outside bottom 3 get better lottery odds (3 balls vs 2)

• Play-in teams also receive lottery balls (varies by seed)

• No team can win No. 1 pick in back-to-back years

• No team can get 3 straight top-5 picks
Picks 12–15 can no longer be protected

• NBA can punish tanking by reducing odds or moving picks

• System would run through 2029 (trial period)

(Via @ShamsCharania )

[Turnbull @cturnbull1968]

I will never understand how 77 million, of our fellow Americans, looked at this imbecile and decided he was qualified to lead our country.

[Raj C. @RajChipalu]

Stop lying to yourself

No other sport comes close to this.

[kimberly. @problemsthots]

play-in tournament better than nfl wild card weekend.

[Real App @realapp]

Heat vs Hornets play-in had 8.3k more live viewers than Game 7 of the World Series.

[LoonMuse @KevonLooneyMuse]

Playoff games behind a paywall?

Say no more 😂

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

Nothing makes Republicans more angry than tax dollars actually going to help people.