George William

[George William @MiamiViceLord]

@RamTrucks I was very disappointed to see ram teaming up with CTE causing Dana white of the UFC. Ram trucks are nice but they should not be associated with this violent, barbaric so-called sport. I think I’ll look elsewhere for a truck. Ugh 😣

[George William @MiamiViceLord]

I tried to sue the airport for losing my luggage——I lost my case.

What do you call an angry carrot????

A steamed vegetable

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Who’s paying for the nun’s NBA finals tickets? Are they taking money from the collection plate? Haha

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@DemocraticWins Hahahaha x a zillion

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The opening act for UFC on the front lawn of the White House! The little man ha poke salad Annie voted for!

[George William @MiamiViceLord]

@MotleyCrue In this case with little dt the lyrics for the song…In the beginning… could be…for he who uses fear awaits you.
Congrats on a great career boys. I wish I could get the hang of playing an instrument(2 things at once) or drums(3 at once). It was just too hard.

[George William @MiamiViceLord]

Up yours hurricane scum ! @Canes

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WTF are they doing at CBS? https://t.co/kM95Q4HsFa

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NFL https://t.co/urtocCYVmF

[George William @MiamiViceLord]

@SenMarkKelly @SenAdamSchiff @SenatorSlotkin Pure studs! Thx guys

[George William @MiamiViceLord]

Cankles and a Gunt too! Haha idiot

[Meacham @MeachamDr]

Your AMERICA 250 headliner, ladies and gentlemen!

[George William @MiamiViceLord]

Another creepy I’m all alone Van Gogh painting I bet. Haha or omg?

[George William @MiamiViceLord]

So you like me, you really like me!

[George William @MiamiViceLord]

Man this is great. Doing therapy with a big clock so she can watch the minutes go by so she doesn’t spend one more minute with me then she has to then she’s done and goes to a bar and tells her friends all about me AND I get to hit on her! Haha

[George William @MiamiViceLord]

Little dt is an uckhead but here are some jokes…What happens when worms take over the world??

Global worming.

Why was the car so stinky??

It was full of gas.

Did you know the company that makes yard sticks…..they won't be making them any longer

[George William @MiamiViceLord]

@AdamKinzinger Those beady blue eyes and the snarky angry comments. I look him up and like oh my God he used to be a grand wizard of the KKK! DT was a doozy on CNN before he ran being super belligerent when asked about Obama‘s birth certificate. Ick

[George William @MiamiViceLord]

@AdamKinzinger The first time I saw David Duke on TV being interviewed. It was terrifying!

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@marceelias Why? Ugh

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Reno 911 Season 4 Episode 7 paramount + where I think Andy Samberg and Justin Timberlake got the idea for Dick in the box! Originally aired August 27, 2006 dick in the box was December 16, 2006.

[George William @MiamiViceLord]

@JohnJHarwood Horrifying person

[George William @MiamiViceLord]

@maddenifico Hey lil Stevie Miller you’re not blonde, you’re bald, you’re ugly you would be everything they don’t want! Ha