2023 and Me, Myself and Irene

Violin. Piano. Wordplay. General snark. He/Him/His. “...Artist” - a NYT bestselling author

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I am going to start liking my own tweets because I like myself and that's okay

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@Jolly_Olive i think about this at-bat daily

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Worst result imaginable for Iran this year

[Ethel Braithwaite @Ethelbrait1941]

Never stop saying "dozen" and "half dozen". Never stop using the word you read in an old novella. Never stop using your regional jargon. Don't succumb to an internationalized English stripped of its whimsy and romanticism in the name of streamlining global commerce.

[Natural Philosophy @Naturalphilosy]

“Practice any art… no matter how well or badly, not to get money and fame, but to experience becoming, to find out what's inside you, to make your soul grow.”

- McKellen reciting Vonnegut

[Scott Van Pelt @notthefakeSVP]

Been at ESPN a long time - this one was an all timer. Before social media, it was as viral as a story can be. I watched it on a tape in the news room. I couldn’t stop watching his teammates.

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@kristinatastic @lostblackboy Inspectors Gadget

[Gillian Branstetter @GBBranstetter]

Depressing part of growing older in a collapsing imperial gerontocracy (among many) is not only have I heard all these bullshit justifications for war before but I've literally heard them from the same people

[Richie Floyd @richiejfloyd]

I wish we lived in a world where I didn't feel constantly compelled to post this video, but until then here's Tony Benn speaking on war with clarity and moral conviction that you won't see from the evil people running the world today

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I just wish we knew what Scott Adams had to say about all of this

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

just saw two SNAP recipients walking out the rolex store they had new rolexes on they climbed into lamborghinis and accidentally crashed them into each they got out laughing saying “it’s okay the taxpayers will buy us a new lamborghinis”

that’s what you fucking idiots sound like

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@JoeBlow57467297 @nocontextmemes nah fick you

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we all will go together when we go, some sooner than others

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@Spin0zasGod @esjesjesj please die

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@EYakoby https://t.co/GYB3STHEUG

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this summer on CBS

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this summer on CBS

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@ResistAmerica @MandelaFace @ClaudetteGGibs1 me too!

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@suffering_jeff @SNYtv speaking of bad visuals!

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@JamesNolanFS @SNYtv lame take. god forbid someone smile while playing a sport.

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@jabot98 @SNYtv https://t.co/SA4PjT7p4u