TooEarlyForBeds

Designer/Dev.

[TooEarlyForBeds @MianoWaMaina]

@wuodosur Left his passenger too 😂

[TooEarlyForBeds @MianoWaMaina]

@davidmakali1 @rigathi You're irked by his statement and not the actual violence and brutality meted out to actual victims whose only crime was to turn out to vote, peacefully? Not bothered by gun totting hoodlums pia?

[Eng. Karis | MSC | @Briankariu]

We have fallen so far that they are using us as an example of bad African leadership.

@SakajaJohnson tulikukosea wapi? Hii uchafu ni kazi ya siku tatu ufagie hii mtaa ikae europe.

Mbona huwezi fanya kazi?

[TooEarlyForBeds @MianoWaMaina]

@N_athan10 @Classic105Kenya It would seem.

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

I don’t think people realize how absurd this is. Scottish runner Josh Kerr just broke the mile world record in 3:42.66, an average speed of 16.2 mph. Most people couldn’t even briefly reach that speed, let alone sustain it for an entire mile.

[TooEarlyForBeds @MianoWaMaina]

@peris9090 @BravinYuri Haha, nindigua Peris.

[Okong' Okuna @XivTroy]

Going for seconds at a funeral.

In 2021, I invited this girl I'd just met to a nephew's burial ceremony, and she went serving like she'd just come from prison. Serving like were not in pain, man. People are dying, literally. But you are asking for extra chips.

[TooEarlyForBeds @MianoWaMaina]

@og111111111111 @TheNairobiTimez I was once late to meet a client so I took a nduthi and made a mistake of showing I was in a hurry. Nakwambia Waiyaki Way sikuwa naona kitu. Nver again.

[TooEarlyForBeds @MianoWaMaina]

@Monjez4 @Sittohamza Hiyo law inafaa itolewe, ni ya kunyanyasa vijana bure.

[nyorude @nyorude]

Vice President Jaramogi Resignation Letter, April 1966

[TooEarlyForBeds @MianoWaMaina]

@NateTooPaid @IAMRAPCHA A bit tricky if the robbers had enough time to rob the customers inside too.

[TooEarlyForBeds @MianoWaMaina]

@mungaikihanya I have my doubts, milking cows uses way more jelly than a person.

[96 Lost @96Lost_]

Mt Longonot

[Wayne's 5 Colour Zones of Habit 🇰🇪 @Owino_Wayne]

@skkaiga @IDCryses We keep lying to ourselves that we have a functional country, yet police in Kenya are effectively a mafia and extortionist cartel, (mis)using laws to oppress citizens.
Fvck Kenyan Police!
And as always, Kasarani police station should be flattened and replaced public toilets.

[Kerry-stopher. @Akokerryy]

Hey oomfs
My friend's brother amepotea please retweet his post ndio waweze kutrace the brother 🙏🏾

[TooEarlyForBeds @MianoWaMaina]

I like how lawyers say 'you've been served' to tell you the serving has already happened, you are just being informed about it.

[Ochieng' Stephen @kenyansportsguy]

Just a random kid from Siaya, Kenya shooting a question at World Cup winner and France head coach Didier Deschamps on the kind of challenge to expect from African giants Senegal🙏🏿🙌🏿

Keep dreaming the impossible kids✨

#FIFAWorldCup

[TooEarlyForBeds @MianoWaMaina]

@Mwarubainii @kigutasheilaa Plus mad good food.

These guys add peanut sauce to kibanda foods!