lmao at the receptionist at the dentist today. on the phone: "and what's her date of birth... mm hmm... 2003... okay, well, she will need to make the appointment herself because she is 23 years old."
If you think about it, taking a shower is you trying to remove "unclean", "impure", and "undesirable" things from your body. You know who else wanted to remove the undesirables? Adolf Hitler