Micah Roland

[Micah Roland @MicA2h]

“Micah what do you look like when you shave?” Me: #2012to2018

[Ariana Jasmine @arianajasmine__]

Tell me a vegetable you don’t like, I’ll go first: Mitch McConnell

[Etan @EtanBoss]

Landon Donovan says America is missing soccer talent because kids can’t afford to play.

“Only 2% of kids playing organized soccer in America came from households that made less than $50,000.”

“If you don’t make $50,000, your kid cannot play organized soccer.”

“Think about how many kids you’re missing out on in this country because they can’t afford to play the game.”

“There is zero chance I could have played club soccer.”

“My mom made $34,000 a year, single mom raising three kids.”

“She couldn’t pay $4,000 for me to play club. Are you kidding? She couldn’t pay $400.”

“That’s not a good system to create good players.”

[Kylian Mbappé @KMbappe]

Madame Celeste Amarilla,
Vous êtes une femme méprisable et indigne de sa fonction.
Vous ne représentez pas le Paraguay, ce pays qui a transpiré la passion et l’honneur tout au long de la compétition. Par votre inconscience et votre racisme décomplexé, le monde entier a déjà oublié le parcours et l’effort historique que vos joueurs ont réalisés durant cette coupe du monde pour laisser place à une dame incompétente donnant la pire image possible de son pays.
Je ne laisserai jamais aux gens comme elle, la liberté de laisser propager leur haine et leur racisme à travers le monde.

[AB⚕ @AbsoluteBruno]

Lmao…that cameraman deserves a raise😂😂

[spaghetti policy analyst 🇵🇸 ✮⋆˙⊹˚.𖥔 ݁ ˖ @0atmik]

Doing this with a girl from hinge after scoring a tap-in during my Tuesday night co-ed rec league match.

[Kalshi FC @KalshiFC]

🚨 Vozinha has completed more dribbles at the Knockout round of the 2026 World Cup than Cristiano Ronaldo.

[Ben🇪🇬🇫🇷🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇪🇸🇨🇭 @_Ben11i]

Gabriel watching that tah penalty

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Zlatan Ibrahimović on Alexi Lalas not being on the Fox Sports Studio broadcast:

“America, you’re welcome” 😭💀

[StatMuse FC @statmusefc]

Cristiano in 90 minutes vs DR Congo:

0 goals
0 assists
0 shots on target
0 chances created
0 big chances created
0 dribbles
0 ground duels won
0 fouls won

Cardio.

[Hater Central @TheHateCentral]

“And there’s the perfect opportunity for Ronaldo at the near post”

[💫 @MerryTcLaurin]

STAY RINGLESS MF

[riley ｼ @rileyr_]

enjoy it knicks, there’s a new beast coming 🔜

[The New York Times @nytimes]

From @TheAthleticFC: If referee calls had been correct, the Premier League title race would have entered the final match round with Manchester City two points clear of Arsenal, according to our analysis of key match decisions. https://t.co/FSWGZMMBRL

[Manchester City @ManCity]

Pep's Taxi: 10 years later! 🚖

Pep finally gets the chance to show Braydon where he kept all of those trophies... 🏆

[Baltimore Orioles @Orioles]

DÉJÀ MOO

[Manchester City @ManCity]

"What a time we have had together." 🩵

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

“Bringing in James Harden to win a championship is like electing Donald Trump to fix your country.”

- @maxkellerman

(Via Game Over / h/t @NBA__Courtside )

[M🍥 @Mo_utdred]

"eat a brick or congratulate arsenal?"

Me:

[HeroOfTheDay @Hero_OfThe_Day]

🚨🚨UPDATE 🚨🚨

It’s finally here!! 20+ minutes of Shai and OKC flopping, falling, and 50/50 calls that all coincidentally went their way, through the first 2 rounds of the 2026 NBA Playoffs.

We are finally EXPOSING these paper champs!! 👀🔥🔥

[emma🩵🫧🪩💌 @emma_mackenziie]

like this is an actual disgrace to the sport