Michael

@SAFCofficial, @DurhamCricket

[Michael @MicDarling78]

@ray_ban need help replacing Mirlfriends lost shades. Not sure which model but have a pic of her wearing them?!

[Michael @MicDarling78]

@blancafulana No.4 comes before no.3 in timeline

[Michael @MicDarling78]

@blancafulana 1. They've decided they can only eat so much shit before they gag.
2. Chancellor -finance minister, dictates budgets with cabinets approval.
3. Downing St spokesman denied boris had knowledge of mp's misconduct,
4. Boris allegedly called him 'pincher by name, pincher by nature'

[Michael @MicDarling78]

@LilacWhale @BorisJohnson Because he stated he didnt want one - idiot.

[Michael @MicDarling78]

@358clovie2 @DailyMirror Get back to licking windows - idiot!

[Michael @MicDarling78]

@Rmcintee6 @Shhhook @DailyMirror If you bothered to read the article, your questions would be answered.....

[Michael @MicDarling78]

@Wee_Linz_ @DailyMirror Have you even bothered to read the article?? They are mentioned in it....

[The Recount @therecount]

Trump speaks to senior citizens about COVID: "You're not vulnerable, but they like to say the vulnerable, but you're the least vulnerable — but for this one thing you are vulnerable."

[Michael @MicDarling78]

@i8wigan @LMFoodTrucksGo @KTHopkins Exactly, its a company - their platform their rules.

[Michael @MicDarling78]

@piersmorgan @susannareid100 @GMB You're a fucking cockroach piers. Shame you couldnt take kobes place.....

[Michael @MicDarling78]

@johnnyfish2 @CenGinLondon @HelenGoodmanMP @DehennaDavison Cant beat a good bot account!

[Michael @MicDarling78]

@Notorious_M_O_B A slow puncture would expel air quicker than mary ann...

[Michael @MicDarling78]

@wefail I wish i had 1% of your artistic skill....

[Michael @MicDarling78]

@XLNBusiness @milesbrignall Ironic - you tell me next day, then 10 days, then 10 working days for my fibre broadband. That means it is switched on 1 day AFTER my 14 days cooling off. #CustomerService

[Michael @MicDarling78]

@XLNBusiness How about you dont cost customers excess data charges by getting your fibre connections done in a decent time....

[Michael @MicDarling78]

@LydiaJane13 You want to see spennymoor after your wedding fair - desolate!! 🤣

[André Ulveseter @AndUlv]

Trump loves Norway because we grow his hair.

[Michael @MicDarling78]

@TrueGeordieTG As a mackem I've disregarded anything you've said in the past, not any more. It takes a lot to talk about mental health as a man. You have my utmost respect

[Michael @MicDarling78]

@LydiaJane13 @legsidelizzy My american friend pronounced it 'nitch'.....

[Michael @MicDarling78]

@PongCheese Any chance you could send out my dads christmas present. Should have been here on the 22nd....