Mic (Parody)

He/Him/His. Nebraska native. Biologist. Wannabe poet.

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The best part about being a scientist (or a person really) is not knowing or pretending to know everything. Its the constant pursuit of discovery fueled by wonderment that brings me joy. Thankfully there's no need to try to reinvent the wheel. Someones already done that legwork.

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@CATBRAINCELL My mom's cat Frankie enjoying the drawing of a Blanding's Turtle she did.

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@NoEscalators @yordanyensen

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Things are looking great for the future. We should definitely keep cutting public institutions. I can tell it's gonna be great.

[CNN @CNN]

Department of Education data shows 47 states have reported teacher shortages this school year, the problem being most acute in urban and rural areas. Meanwhile, desperate state legislatures are passing laws making it easier to become a public schoolteacher https://t.co/m6MXAp0RSQ

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These people are really the champions of defeating shadows.

[CSPAN @cspan]

.@Sen_JoeManchin (D-WV) says he is introducing legislation today with @SenTedCruz (R-TX) to ensure gas stoves are not banned.

"They're not taking my gas stove out!"

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@kate_brown07 My mom has watched through it like 40 times.

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@Tuff__Crowd @UnderArmour @UAbasketball Had the black/red/green colorway.

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Love when the washer and dryer stay open all weekend and as soon as I start my neighbors feel the need to take my stuff out and start theirs. It's awesome.

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All hail pivot tables

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And laundry

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@icarusliveson Hell yeah!

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@letterboxd Please no

[Jane 🕸 @janetherevelatr]

Remember when Rod Blagojevich went to prison for this

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@NotAllenChlopek

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@NotAllenChlopek Its nice to see him with all the peoples campaigns he paid for.

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@NotAllenChlopek

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@sexwithuruncle The pirate one changed my life

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@naderforprez Trying my best!

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The biological illiteracy of America is distilled perfectly into TCU using the hypno toad as a secondary pop culture mascot when their mascot is a "horned frog". Horned frogs are not from they are lizards. It also illustrates the importance of scientific names.

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@The_Vorenado