Thereβs like 8 planets in the microwave so your girl is a cranky biatchβ¦ so what does my man do? The most.. trip to Hawaii booked, flowers to my office, and my Amazon cart paid forβ¦. QUIT SETTLING BITCHES. π€
Because obviously twitter is the only appropriate place to comment on this, but my ex just randomly texted me and let me know βhe never physically cheated on meβ ππππ€¦π»ββοΈ excuse me sir? So I can only assume he non physically cheated on me.. whatever the fuck that is π€·π»ββοΈππ
Wellβ¦. In another strange string of twisted eventsβ¦ there is a little human running around that is half me and half a dude I canβt fucking standβ¦ lol I saw this going differently in 2016 π but sheβs really cool ππ»ββοΈ
"A year ago I thought this to be true. Now I know it to be true. There is not a better place in all of college athletics than right here in Knoxville, Tennessee."
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