Micae

More for my unfunny jokes than anything else

[Micae @Micae_13]

@omgitsrachel26 Jesus did you go somewhere?

[bill peduto @billpeduto]

Are you kidding me? Here we go, again...

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Expand the court.

[Micae @Micae_13]

@Lstblkgrl Those clip in shoes???

[Micae @Micae_13]

@omgitsrachel26 First Lad. FLOTUS still works

[Kalyn Kahler @kalynkahler]

New debate rule: interrupt the other candidate three times and you’re out. Trap door releases under your podium.

[SA.wma @essaydotwma]

15 minute warning to figure out how to get home.....huh? @chicagosmayor

[Zach Stafford @ZachStafford]

It should be noted that these arrests come only after a two-month old video was released, went viral and public outcry.

That's what it took for an arrest to happen. #AhmaudAubrey

[Micae @Micae_13]

@clurrrrrrrrrrr That’s horrible

[Micae @Micae_13]

@stephenautar Is it TRULY worth the price? Coffee ice cream from Trader Joe’s is fantastic so please use that as a benchmark

[Kalyn Kahler @kalynkahler]

Working out during quarantine: lifting my weighted blanket off and on so I can go get a snack.
2 reps, 18x per day

[Micae @Micae_13]

Went for a run and kids are playing on the roof of their house without shoes on. This is at least one more tick towards dystopia

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

8 Mile came out in 2002 and you know Hollywood guys just fucking love to celebrate something turning 18

[Micae @Micae_13]

With her 4th loss, Saoirse Ronan is the new Leonardo DiCaprio

[Micae @Micae_13]

Monica walking with power onto the mat in red boots on Ellen is what I want in my life trajectory

[Micae @Micae_13]

Anyone else see “Harvard” when the uniforms say “Navarro”?

[Micae @Micae_13]

@stumped4m Lol thanks mom

[Micae @Micae_13]

@Lstblkgrl YTB

[Micae @Micae_13]

Roadtrip back to Chicago!

[Micae @Micae_13]

@stephenautar Omg never saw these. So cute.