Micah Mason

yah boy

[EBITMA @ebitmom]

Looking for a man in finance
94
Poor health
No living relatives

[ROYALE @royalepains]

baby give me the job now or get fired and sued

[Anti @antipiker]

can i come over and do this

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

She made us drinks
To drink
We drunk em
Got drunk

[trish @ultragloss]

my favorite part of the eclipse was when jacob had to cuddle bella for warmth while edward was right there in the tent with them

[mazzi @caIImemyron]

omg..what happened to the sun?

[Micah Mason @Micah_Mason_]

He pissed me off so bad I cut open his mattress and poured my sourdough starter in that bitch

[forbiden widsom @powcampsurvivor]

247 years ago but it still feels like it was yesterday. Rest easy king.

[shy @shydgaf_]

me rewatching my ig story after someone likes it https://t.co/v3syoXWQkF

[(doctor) Alex Grease @dodgonkulator]

doctor: are you sexually active?

me: no I usually just lie there 😜🤙

doctor (writing in my chart): effortlessly witty....and quite beautiful, I might add

[sam @samxmcgowan]

the way he has the perfect life…watching his gladiator game, vaping in the black goo, kissing twinks. just unapologetically prioritising self care and joy.

[Micah Mason @Micah_Mason_]

@masonm622 Just boosted you

[Micah Mason @Micah_Mason_]

@JabB3ast Got you if you can boost me back

[Micah Mason @Micah_Mason_]

@iamjustjay10 I got you mines $Micah-Mason-3

[Chairman @LRH_Superfan]

Can't eat protein, can't eat carbs, can't eat fat, the only energy source left is alcohol

[wiLL @willfulchaos]

this was MY super bowl

[Séamus Malekafzali @Seamus_Malek]

Elmo I'm gonna be real I am at my fucking limit

[Dimes Square Degenerate @EBITDAddyLBO]

“Let’s go out tonight, nothing crazy, just a few beers.”

Me at 4 am

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

nothing against heterosexuality but keep it away from my children