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Blue Jays have a loophole that prevents team’s players from playing against them and they’re still in third place

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Zack Hamples face looks like a burn victim after plastic surgery.

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@B_Duszynski @UmarBzv Because using 8 and 12 as measurements instead of 2.4 and 3.7 is so much more confusing. right

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@Dr_McKay91 @fuckedupfoods Meanwhile literally complained about Americans in the tweet. 😂

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@AngelsWin After two decades of poverty, it’s easy for weak-minded people to become classless assholes when their team has a bit of success.

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@drewlbers @TalkinJake Tatis claims that the PED he got suspended for was in a product he was using to deal with ringworm.

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@wowinteresting8 I love all the F1 diehards bragging about ovals compared to turns as if they don’t find men jogging around kicking balls into nets exhilarating.

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@daddyffl Biology? Did you even take any science classes in HS?

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@TRyanGregory Men on apps have almost zero chance unless they are drop dead gorgeous. Women on apps are extremely picky. Otherwise they wouldn’t be there in the first place.

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@FettahAbderrez1 @crim_tweets_ Special units that get deployed to take on dangerous situations, like a swat team. They aren’t normal cops. Basically a glorified national guard.

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@BryJax44 @MikeDiGiovanna If I’m getting paid $39 million to live their then whatever, it is what it is.

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@NoContextBrits When you see a Brit drinking a warm beer. 😭

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@TheFigen How much water did this take? If someone randomly dumped this much water on the street you would be crying about wasting water.

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@bickers1983 @CraigC4STA @NoContextHumans Darwinism. Pretty sure she knew he was coming. But just to entertain your opinion, If she’s not going to pay attention here then she belongs nowhere near the event.

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@epark1016 Why’s he wearing socks on the beach???

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@777AKC @CantHitWRISP I’d for sure take Ward’s word over @777AKC on Twitter

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@Flao2man @coastal_eddyLB @Moehoffenstein @DocAtCDI They’re not endangered yet…How do things become endangered?

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@Jaylou_29 @arcangelcricket @javroar They were all on farms back then. They had an alibi

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@ShoeDaydreams @BT90 @LadyDeath55 @DeepState_sat @KevinCate Meat is part of a human’s natural, healthy diet you moron.