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Only here do you meet people being real.

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@AhmedSarkerSaad @ValentinaForUSA 2-0

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@rhartman @JoshReynolds24 Now? The whole world’s into the football at the moment. Except you, apparently—the whole ranking thing has you flummoxed.

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@rhartman @JoshReynolds24 Brazil, #5 and ahead of Belgium, lost to Norway, #19 and below the U.S. There goes your “there are levels” theory. US let their president down. Sad.

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@HawkEmDownChris Teddy Higuera

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@BlueJaysDad As Mike Wilner just pointed out: a forfeit for the home team here would mean that visiting fans would pelt players on the reg

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@HawkEmDownChris Home Run Baker

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@BhattiLaib9960 Gladys

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@lady_valor_07 Larry David

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@mazemoore Genius. Because when someone says “I like you” and we reply “yeah, me too” then we are always being 100 percent sincere.

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@BBGreatMoments Teddy Higuera

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@CPTAWSM75 @BBGreatMoments I was thinking the same. Even if he has a son who never played baseball, they win.

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@billmaher You’re bitching because they never invited you? Colbert and Conan had great sets.

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@megynkelly Get out of town Meg. It was the oldest, lamest joke on earth: young trophy wife hopes old husband dies. Check vaudeville scripts, circa 1890, for previous examples. The attempted assassination was bad timing.

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@bungarsargon It was open before bombing began. The world, not just Starmer and co., has decided to pretend this is a victory for Trump—please him so he doesn’t throw toys out of the pram again.

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@YourAnonNews This is Trump as a plumber, walking through America’s flooded basement to fix a leak.

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@TheCinesthetic I always thought he should only see skeletons when he used x-ray vision on people. But no, he gets full technicolor.

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@TiltonCharlene They produced a whole series of Dallas stars in bikinis. “Southfork in the Sun” they called it. Yours WAS among the most popular. But my brother and I bought the Jock Ewing one.

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@Hebsyman The meaning of the boo has widened. Now, fans can use it to vocalize unhappiness—not disapproval with the team, just sadness about the state of the game. They were booing in that sense.

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@its_The_Dr Zoom out. That same monkey was driving.