Mich

I am not this hair, I'm not this skin, I am the soul that lives within...

[Mich @Mich_Kazzi]

@CityofCTAlerts Any updates here pls?

[Mich @Mich_Kazzi]

I'm sharing to support my friend to prevent cancer progression. Please help if you can xx
https://t.co/XIYgV5UJNY

[Mich @Mich_Kazzi]

@JackD157 Praying to who for the shameless theft against the poor and vulnerable?

[Mich @Mich_Kazzi]

@NoozBebe_ Send him to the Olympics 😅

[Mich @Mich_Kazzi]

@SkyeZedA Also sewerage charges 90% of your water bill coz @CityofCT think we running a kak factory. Nevermind if you have garden irrigation or fire pools

[Mich @Mich_Kazzi]

@willempet Maybe people will stop drooling over him in public places and calling him cupcake. He has shown us who he is... Pay attention

[Mich @Mich_Kazzi]

@Eskom_SA Eskom is insolvent. They can't be trusted and need STFU

[Bebé @NoozBebe_]

#NOOZ SUMMARY
Mkhwanazi vs. Mchunu address

Hi. I'm President Cupcake. I'm talking. So listen.

• Hello guys.
• I was chilling in Brazil when, Bam! That guy ruined it with his blockbuster press conference 🙄
• Apparently and allegedly alleged the minister is big boss Gru. So ridiculous are the alleged crimes that I am allegedly concerned.
• Is this true? I don't know. Do you know?
• You guys must not lose hope in me. I know you're being killed and stuff... GBV, gangs, construction Mafia... and other phrases that you like to hear from me.
• I'm going to do exactly what you love me for: I'm setting up a Judicial Commission of Enquiry to be led by Justice Madlanga, Baloyi and Khumalo.
• The JCE will do all kinds of whodunit 🕵‍♂️ activities. I will even include the Metro Cops, you guys. I'm thorough.
• What about Mchunu? Shut up. I'm talking.
• We will be making findings, okay.
• There will be constitutional reforms and such, and other things with democratic sounding names.
• There will be lots of immediate and urgent activities. People will be suspended. Heads will roll... by 90°... Maybe.
• The due date for the report is 90 days from whenever I decide. Then 180 days. The report will come eventually.
• That Madlanga person who will head the commission is retiring from his current job in July. So, I'll let him urgently finish off his work. Then he can address this allegedly urgent work.
• You wanna know about Mchunu, right? Okay. Okay. Fine. He's getting the punishment of the painful and dreaded: Leave of Absence. Where there will be gnashing of teeth, fire and brimstone.
• Prof. Firoz Kachalia is your police commissioner now. Maybe from August. Who is he? A WITS person. So, don't argue.
• Hey police people. Please stop with your rubbish. No more coldrink.
• Guys. Please support me in my punishing of perpetrators. Subscribe to my presidency.
• I'm committed to your safety and security.
• Cheers, babies.

[Mich @Mich_Kazzi]

@InstigatorDJ @mybroadband 🎯

[Mich @Mich_Kazzi]

@mybroadband

[Mich @Mich_Kazzi]

@ginnydmm @Recon1_ZA @geordinhl @Our_DA Is Cape Towns new cleaning tariff & property-value-based charges legal? Rates already fund infrastructure—aren’t these extra levies a wealth tax breaking the Constitution & Municipal Systems Act? @geordinhl tell us how is this sustainable?

[steve van niekerk @NiekerkSteve]

BEE accounting.Please explain to me again how BEE is not destroying our economy?

[Mich @Mich_Kazzi]

@cremieuxrecueil People being taxed again to go work. Do you think they wanna sit in gridlock traffic day in and day out? Nah but it's just another revenue stream ffs

[Mich @Mich_Kazzi]

@geordinhl @CityofCT Our property rates hard at work.. . How is this sustainable when you tax your citizens out of their homes only to join the informal settlements that continue to grow unabated?

[Mich @Mich_Kazzi]

@geordinhl @Our_DA @Action4SA @HermanMashaba @MbalulaFikile @Julius_S_Malema @EFFSouthAfrica 1. Cape Town's budget shifts from public consent to administrative coercion

2. New fixed fees penalize self-reliance and mask rising costs as reform

3. Wealth redistribution via property rates lacks transparency and consent

https://t.co/oi8Wb8fzIp

[Mich @Mich_Kazzi]

@F1 Overregulation👏 is👏 killing👏 this 👏sport

[Mich @Mich_Kazzi]

@OUTASA Gwede and the rest of the cabinet bloats

[Mich @Mich_Kazzi]

@SimplyMegszcpt @OUTASA do we have a leg to stand on here? Albeit an extension to Mar 2026 to get your solar registered hiding behind the veil of "safety" but Megs has a point. Like a surcharge just to have a prepaid meter. They will apply a surcharge to solar. 🤬 Rising costs in perpetuity.

[Mich @Mich_Kazzi]

@Octotel_fibre when can we expect the permanent fix to occur?

[Mich @Mich_Kazzi]

@Octotel_fibre outage in Melkbos again. What's happening?!?!? Yall making difficult to motivate working from home 😭