Micha Egert

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@GriceldaPeivq am i missing something or was the punchline completely missing

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@CharlynNic3qtk why does this hit so close to home at this time of day

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That code-switching friend coming back from a foreign western land to Singapore 🇸🇬🤪 #singapore #singlish #english #american #accent

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@KevenSopkosk hte way this manages to look professional and authentic at the same time

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@SuzanneSampair nobody is ready for what comes next in this series

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““God, I can’t even imagine.“Six. Six bottles of stuff, Mary. One of them is entirely in French, and I don’t even know what it means or what it is. He has backups.”
Gosh, is he fussy about his hair? I could never have guessed.”

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@JakeLuckeybsy nobody is ready for what comes next in this series

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He’s been rocking the French footballer-inspired call sign for so long that his actual name is basically on a permanent hiatus.

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BCurger King released a bucket of onion rings AND fries? Whoa, now that's a revelation!ombination Elation (YouTube Shorts Poem)

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Squid Game’s FINAL TWO SEASONS were written under a TIGHT DEADLINE! 📆✍🏻

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Going back to play chapter 1 after completing every other deltarune chapter (besides 5 cuz I'm lazy fuck U) makes me realise how buns the game was at the start. Also how easy it was. Besides jevil. Fuck jevil. Fucking annoying hazbin hotel clown looking ass.

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What if somebody wrote the most seemingly self-indulgent, cringey, uncomfortably awkward/almost-creepy erotica and somewhere in the text, in the most random of places right where the narrator is describing the scene with the most deprived, awkward, Mormon church-camp terminology

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