Michael Kitto

[Gregr 🪐 @heygregr]

If you put a shell on a sloth does it become a tree turtle?

[Misha Collins @mishacollins]

. @jarpad, @JensenAckles, & I want YOU to vote this Tuesday!

(We've hidden a subtle subliminal message to all Texan voters in this image. See if you can spot it.) https://t.co/jo1lPTktH5 #betofortexas #VOTE

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

Hot tip that’s 25 years late but I didn’t have Twitter back then: in Duck Hunt on Nintendo, the second player controller controlled the duck.

[Lana Parrilla @LanaParrilla]

Dear @Uber - why do you say 5 mins away and in reality, you’re 15 mins away?! And then if I cancel, I get charged but you can cancel or show up waaay later than stated and I don’t get a credit for it? Plz explain?!!

[Bishop Briggs @bishopbriggs]

If u have anxiety today tell it to fuck off 🙂

[Tom Gardiner @Thogar]

I must apologize. I have been remiss in telling the world how overjoyed I am that @KimsConvenience is now on @netflix in the US.

Everything is now okay. I can see you.
#KimsConvenience

[Bob's Burgers @BobsBurgersFOX]

RETWEET if this is you. #BobsBurgers

[Military Times @MilitaryTimes]

Check out T-Mobile’s new military discount plan for troops, vets and families https://t.co/AaCAspwcQU

[Michael Kitto @MichaLeKitto]

#Friday? If you say so. Go on

[DARKEN @DarkenProvides]

There's more to life than GIFs. Like... video interviews with the cast of DARKEN! Get this tweet to 50 RTs by Mon at 10amEST and it's all yours! Pre-order now at https://t.co/VC4JnNGJtl! (#AmosArmy WHERE ARE U? @PaulRogerAmos @AmosArmy666 @SilkSite @LostGirlFans) #darkenprovides

[Michael Kitto @MichaLeKitto]

@MagiciansSYFY if its not on hulu i cant wont watch.. syfy has been banned

[Michael Kitto @MichaLeKitto]

maybe you've seen this from the the superbowl #halftime #feelingminnesota i'll just post it now :(

[Michael Kitto @MichaLeKitto]

i didnt get stuff from DM.. but ok. happy for those that did

[Michael Kitto @MichaLeKitto]

@neilhimself meant as a stab at them. Never you..

[Michael Kitto @MichaLeKitto]

There's no real argument saying Stardust isn't a printed book. Yet I stand alone @neilhimself paraquoting

[Michael Kitto @MichaLeKitto]

#babyitscoldoutside #texasisclosed

[Michael Kitto @MichaLeKitto]

https://t.co/mMsiqZTGuA Is bedtime Monday fixed? No? Good #snugglepirate #entiredly #shouldbeaword

[Michael Kitto @MichaLeKitto]

Yup! #wildnight #redwine #chamomiletea #biscotti #books #boringbutcomfy #nightvaleradio