Michael

want to die

[Kalshi FC @KalshiFC]

All of tonight’s goals from Lionel Messi.🐐

Just sit down and enjoy. 🍿

[Tim Robbins @TimRobbins1]

Grab a friend and watch Silo.

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

NEW FRONT OF SHIRT. 💙

Welcome to Chelsea, @USDC by @Circle. 🤝

From 2026/27, Circle becomes our new Principal Partner and Official Front-of-Shirt Partner across the men’s, women’s and academy teams.

Bringing together the global game and the future of finance.

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 BREAKING: Chelsea reach agreement with Aston Villa to sign Emi Martinez. Permanent deal for 33yo #AVFC goalkeeper worth £7.5m & Argentina international to join #CFC on 2y contract + option to extend at Stamford Bridge by further 12 months @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/onMvgCFTPY

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🟣🔵 BREAKING: Nicolas Jackson to Aston Villa, here we go! Deal now done and documents completed.

Chelsea get £65m package for the striker who completed medical and now signs #AVFC contract.

Deal done. 🇸🇳

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCL: Emiliano Martinez offered to Chelsea by representatives & west London club considering possibility of signing 33yo goalkeeper before transfer window finishes. #AVFC open to Argentina int’l exit after Zion Suzuki made No1 + #CFC keen @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/y6ZUvgNWI6

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

A message from the family of Dolly Parton.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Dolly Parton has sadly passed away at the age of 80.

[Chelsea Loan Army @ChelseaIoanArmy]

2 goals in 41 appearances and we made 15m profit

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🌳 BREAKING: Nottingham Forest reach verbal agreement to sign Liam Delap from Chelsea, here we go!

Fee around £45m as @JPercyTelegraph reported, medical booked and #NFFC ready to proceed with formal steps.

Delap said yes to Forest project after speaking to Oliver Glasner.

[SJ🏌🏽‍♂️ @itsnotovaaah]

JPMorgan was never gonna fail to cash cheques

[Hull City @HullCity]

1738

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Chelsea FC: Brand New Season

[Formula 1 @F1]

BREAKING: Max Verstappen will remain at Red Bull Racing until the end of 2030

#F1

[Pys @CFCPys]

🚨 MAJOR BREAKING: Todd Boehly and Mark Walter are in talks to sell their Chelsea ownership stakes to Clearlake Capital. (@FT) https://t.co/DY1j0gzxgL

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: The Parliamentary investigation into Nigel Farage’s £5m gift has now resumed

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵⚪️ Napoli agree deal to sign Benoit Badiashile from Chelsea, here we go! 🇫🇷

Club to club verbal agreement done: €3m loan fee, €1m add-ons and €27m buy option clause, salary also covered.

New centre back is coming for Massimiliano Allegri.