Michael Browne

[E sosa @esosa_ca]

Everything a conspiracy until it’s not

[bozacitatullah @ojosmarrones123]

kendi dusuncelerimle bas basa kalmak zorunda kalinca

[DailyMarvel @DailyMarvel97]

it always felt weird that strange went from a total novice in 2016 to casually fighting a 4 stone thanos in 2018.

until you realize the dormammu time loop wasn't just him dying. it was basically an infinite hyperbolic time chamber.

strange didn't just annoy dormammu, he spent decades or centuries trapped in that loop doing nothing but practicing magic against a god. he fights thanos like a 1000 year old sorcerer supreme because mentally, he is one.

[Kalshi Sports @KalshiSports]

🚨| BREAKING: Lionel Messi has retired from international football with the most goal contributions in history, ahead of Cristiano Ronaldo. 🐐🇦🇷

[𝓓𝓮𝓵 @delonperc]

I don’t think people fully understand what it feels like to go without touch for years. Never being held. Rarely being hugged. Never experiencing the comfort of someone’s arms around you. I call it starvation because that’s exactly how it can feel in your body. Emotional starvation. Years of childhood emotional neglect can turn into adult deprivation when you’ve learned not to trust anyone enough to let them close.

[michael or the @Dotson03]

Sex is cool but I want someone who actually hangs out with me afterwards 🥺

[Big Tee @societyhatestee]

the weird thing about reading so much as a child and gaining a huge vocabulary from that is I can't define a lot of words i use, i just…know that they would fit correctly in a specific sentence. does anyone else experience that 😭?

[diya @diyasbored]

being a horny individual but not wanting to do hook ups is a personal kind of hell tbh.

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

life is literally a constant cycle of losing your spark and then finding it again

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

Conspiracy seeing this after getting called crazy for years

[Night Sky Today @NightSkyToday]

🚨: Scientists say, just two hours of silence daily can grow new brain cells and boost memory.

[UEFA Champions League @ChampionsLeague]

Where it all began for Messi and Ronaldo 🫂

#UCL

[Mutiny on The Peeling Wallpaper @DrinkUpNorm]

@BRYN_BORANGA Mere seconds after that photo was taken, he sadly died of distemper 😢

[Toluwaleyi @BawiTeee]

It takes sheer courage to procrastinate. You either have an insane amount of faith in your last-minute abilities, or you are simply unbothered by the consequences of inaction. Either way, you’ve sure got some guts.

[Layla Rhiannon @LaylaRhiannon3]

how it feels to be autistic

[🫀* @mufcjuj]

It took teams like Bournemouth and Brighton 10-15 years to stabilize in the prem and now START pushing for Europe but citeh fans will tell you they went from league 2 to treble winners with the revenue of Real Madrid in half the time without cheating hahahaha

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

💣💣🚨🚨 𝗠𝗔𝗝𝗢𝗥 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Manchester City are in SERIOUS trouble as the Premier League CONFIRM that Manchester City have been found GUILTY of serious breaches of its financial rules over a NINE-SEASON period.

The independent Commission found that Manchester City:

• Arranged “SHAM” contracts with several commercial partners.

• Artificially INFLATED revenues and reduced costs by more than £900 MILLION.

• Filed MISSTATED accounts and concealed the true state of the club’s finances from auditors and football regulators.

• Significantly breached BOTH Premier League and UEFA spending limits.

• Made “concerted efforts to STOP and FRUSTRATE” the Premier League’s investigation.

Premier League CEO Richard Masters:

“This disciplinary case, and this decision, are the MOST SIGNIFICANT in Premier League history.”

Manchester City’s PUNISHMENT will now be decided at a separate hearing.

Manchester City have the right to APPEAL and have until Friday, October 2 to do so.

[Michael Browne @Michael00602200]

@Icehelmet 🤣🤣🤣 how are people even agreeing with this guy?? Needs to go to Specsavers 🕶️

[Football on TNT Sports @footballontnt]

Modric has been playing for Croatia longer than Vuskovic has been alive 😳🇭🇷