Michael

You can wait for a life time to spend your days in the sunshine

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: Jeremy Clarkson says benefits claimants should be forced to write a genuine thank you email to a random worker every week

“It is SO kind of you to go to work every day so that I don’t have to. Thanks to you I was able to buy an even bigger television this week”

[👀 @coast2coast84]

Petrol prices happily jump 10-15p when there’s a war or some other bollocks!

But soon as shits ok, prices come down 2p if we are lucky!

Constantly being shafted in this country!

[- @AnfieldRd96]

Someone said Iraola left a better squad at Bournemouth than the one he joined in Liverpool and I think they’re right 😂

[LB @LBLFC_]

Brilliant this!!! It should be a regular thing they do with every kit launch and all the training gear. Look after the kids, not little blag helmet influencers.

[Bashley FC @BashleyFootball]

A special day today for a special little girl and her family.

Betty, we hope you enjoyed your day, it was an absolute pleasure having you with us.

Thank you very much @DorchTownFC for your support and gift for Betty too 🤝

All the photos to follow 📸

#UpTheBash #WeAreBashley

[Michael @Michael07894452]

@BashleyFootball great game ! Son absolutely loved it

[Ramon Agusta @ramonagusta]

This would pay for 20 Destroyers for the Royal Navy.

Every year.

This is bordering upon criminal.

[Julia Hartley-Brewer @JuliaHB1]

We're paying for Andy Burnham's new office. We paid for the private jet to get him there. We're paying for the bloke videoing him. We're paying for the social media team who put it out. And while he's filming this nonsense, he's not actually doing anything to improve our country.

But, y'know, VIBES.

[Robert Abel @rj_abel]

Let me get this straight.
An unelected PM with no mandate.
A Deputy PM convicted of fraud.
A Housing Secretary who failed to pay tax.
An Education Secretary who called child exploitation a “dog whistle”.
And a Defence Secretary with no military experience !

Hold Tight ! 🤨

[Julia Hartley-Brewer @JuliaHB1]

I don't think you have, mate.

[ndr @NDR_lufc]

Argentina trying to lure the ghost of Diego Maradona to Atlanta on Wednesday for one last hurrah:

[Footy Accumulators @FootyAccums]

"It's only 1pm and it's 30 degrees, try and pace yourself until kick-off"

5 mins later:

[The Sales Bull @TheSalesBull1]

Norway turned their North Sea oil into a £1.64 trillion sovereign wealth fund

Britain ran up £2.98 trillion of debt

Fair play lads

Still putting three past you tonight

[Alex Hamilton @Enviro_Technol]

Apparently, Andy Burnham has called the #ClactonElection a "gimmick" - apparently failing to understand that he himself just pulled an identical stunt.....embarrassing

[Alex Deane @ajcdeane]

But… they’re not at work

[. @_Riddock_]

I feel like my own country is just rage baiting me at this point

[AGT @alexgildeatrott]

He’s not actually wrong though is he 😂

[Jonty @CarefreeJonty]

Cocaine dealers in Paraguay tonight

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

@andrewc44104127 Yes

[DJ Lippy @JocastaMoney]

Andy Burnham is like that twat who moves to Manchester for uni then makes it his whole personality.