Michael Bezuidenhout

I followed my dreams .. But they didn't follow me back .. So I unfollowed .. Bio's never really explain who we actually are so here I am .. Potato ..

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Yet We Expected To Trust That One Day It Will All Make Sense..

[Michael Bezuidenhout @Michael10462]

I'm baaaaAaaaaaack

[Michael Bezuidenhout @Michael10462]

You know life is worth the struggle when you look back on what you lost & realize what you have now is way better.

[Michael Bezuidenhout @Michael10462]

I can almost always tell when a movie doesn't use real dinosaurs.

[Michael Bezuidenhout @Michael10462]

A good boyfriend loves his girl with all his heart. He isn't afraid to point to his girl in front of his friends and say 'that's my baby'.

[Michael Bezuidenhout @Michael10462]

Ons wil weg swem van die verlede maar ons is bang vir die water.

[Michael Bezuidenhout @Michael10462]

I do math wrong about 97° of the time.

[Michael Bezuidenhout @Michael10462]

I really hope Jessica Biel names her first kid Batmo.

[Michael Bezuidenhout @Michael10462]

Any time a bird craps on my car, I eat an entire plate of scrambled eggs on my porch, just to show the birds what I'm capable of.

[Michael Bezuidenhout @Michael10462]

I like cuddling but you know what I like more? - not sweating. So let's split up and we'll meet in the morning.

[Michael Bezuidenhout @Michael10462]

If you are single and you know it, pet your cat.

[Michael Bezuidenhout @Michael10462]

As ek by jou is voel die wêreld nie so screwed soos wat dit regtig is nie.

[Michael Bezuidenhout @Michael10462]

n Regte man drink sy melk met 3 lepels pink Nesquik.

[Michael Bezuidenhout @Michael10462]

If you watch an Apple store get robbed... are you an iWitness?

[Michael Bezuidenhout @Michael10462]

*drops food on floor* germs: go get it! quick! king germ: no.. we must wait 5 seconds.. it is the rule

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I've got 99 problems and 271 of them have to do with math.

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Soms tweet ek my ou tweets wat nie retweets gekry het nie weer 'n keer, want almal verdien 'n tweede kans

[Michael Bezuidenhout @Michael10462]

I have NO idea what twitter is up to today

[Michael Bezuidenhout @Michael10462]

Fingers are weird. Like our arms just split into other smaller arms.

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lol...bored