Michael Masters

Animal lover.
Priti Patel is a workplace bully!
Proud to say I've never voted Tory.
Lucky (and sensible) enough to have seen The Smiths!

[Michael Masters @Michael12720319]

@Lucy_cat_lady @RoryOCleary @GaryATurner I talk to other people's pets, don't have any of my own 😟

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@KateronaBiscuit Does it work on men?

Asking for a friend.

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Si Jiahui is improving as a player in leaps and bounds in front of our very eyes!

#SnookerWorldChampionship

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@cjcheesecake I was all yours already 😉

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@sandiekins Me too 😍

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@sandiekins I was awake for half the night last night but your musical choices kept me company 😃

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Did we all enjoy that sesh?

#SnookerWorldChampionship

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@EarlyDoorsClips I remember a woman at work once shouted out "My mother was a Trollope!"
I think she was referring to her surname 🤣

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@Fayelacio I know of a woman who went back to work in the afternoon in the job centre with something nasty in her hair.
🤣

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@Rhianlovesbooks Same here!

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To my mind Ronnie doesn't look 100% healthwise.
#worldsnooker

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@debra_shakes @TonyHinton2016 It seems like he's only talking about Pfizer.

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@Rhianlovesbooks @WeCassandra If only!

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@StressfordPoet @gavinthomas2015 Who says that?

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@Angel_Devil982 I think I need a cat! I've had 3 naps today. In the 3rd one I dreamt that I fell asleep in someone else's flat!
🤣🤣🤣

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@marjayhan @AndyJ147 @Rhianlovesbooks I think his voice is the reason why I can't seem to like him very much.

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@Loriagne2 My brother had 2 removed in the same places 2 years ago. Biopsies were fine. Hope your hubbie's are as well.

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@Fayelacio A colleague said to me once that she had to go to see the store manager for a roasting. I said if the shop manager is there as well you might get a spit roasting instead 🤣

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@marjayhan He's started other tournaments really well this season but couldn't keep it up all week. Will be interesting to see how he does in the 2nd week of this one!