Michael Thomas

Husband, father, just a dude doing dude things.

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@HaeSicks Wait till the contractors start wondering why the trees are talking😂

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@MattWallace888 What

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@Rothmus Sparks

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@prettyalyssaxo 7

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@nicksortor I didn’t vote for people being harassed by the military either. I’ll take nudity

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@HaeSicks That is the most Appalachian tree I have seen😂 the stuff of folklore

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@AmericaPapaBear Idiots

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@themellowing Hell yeah!❤️❤️❤️

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@EYakoby What airline?

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@charliersmith1 We are glad you’re here

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@spaceghost

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@DisrespectedThe Dude is washing his feet. How the fuck is this a issue

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@lanechanged Please don’t do that with a corkscrew. It’s too difficult and will definitely catch se you to get injured severely.

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@GuntherEagleman They aren’t? You sure?

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@Blazingoth

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@WUTangKids The Canadian military is the reason for the Geneva Conventions. Good luck

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@proud_native_am Happy birthday little one!

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@KatTimpf So because of your pregnancy your husband can’t feel any discomfort ? What a weird thing to say