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[Pocket @islandthembo]

so the reason why its so hot outside is because the gates of hell are opening

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Female lead with no romantic interest, the bad guy is a cop, and the Terminator learns to have feelings. They'd call this woke if it came out today

[Noah Riffe @NoahRiffe]

You losers called the city you’re showing a burned down, empty, shithole.

You don’t get to claim ANY part of Seattle’s shine.

[Skyler Shuler @SkylerShuler]

This you?

[Travis Akers 🇺🇸 @travisakers]

You defunded Elmo.

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

Your boyfriend is trying to give you a five-course meal after you gave him vomit on a plate.

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

Wait, so we were told to take shorter showers, turn off the tap while brushing our teeth, and conserve water at every opportunity… but data centers can show up and use millions of gallons like it’s nothing?

[More Luigis Needed @LisaA311]

Interesting that wage theft is never called a national crisis

[Michael @TheMG3D]

Shut them all down, we can live without AI data centers we can’t live without clean water.

[Jedi @dhe3g]

Punishing homeless children to show the world he is a better Christian than the Pope

[Kina🐈‍⬛🪄 @KinaMagica]

Threatening your boss is not a good idea if you want to keep your job 😃

[Ben Gilbert @RealBenGilbert]

While we're here, let's talk about how insane and backwards it is that the woman who was pulled over has her full name in this headline but the officer in the wrong isn't named. Just "the officer." Okay!

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Theft is fine.

When it is them.

[M @Michael31994448]

@OFCBostil Sooo yall not upset a grown ass man is still dating a high schooler? Just skipping that part, eh? 😂

[Sarah Ironside 💙 @SarahIronside6]

I hope Americans are paying attention to the fact that while millions are struggling to put gas in their tanks and food on their table, Mike Johnson is fighting to make sure members of Congress can still do insider trading because they only make a measly $174k annually.

[Liberal Lisa in Oklahoma @lisa_liberal]

If Republicans in Congress can’t afford to feed their families on $174,000 a year. Then it’s time they pulled themselves up by their bootstraps and got a second job.

Isn’t that the bullshit, that they tell us?!

[Brian J. Karem @BrianKarem]

You have free healthcare for life. You already get to pick your voters so remain in power. You make more money than most of the people in the United States.
FU. Get real you gluttonous pigs.

[Firas Modad @firasmodad]

This guy is going to singlehandedly shame Hollywood into firing Page.