Michael Joseph

#Christian. #ProLife. Original Constitutionalist. Sinner, redeemed. #IstandwithIsrael. #2A #MAGA

[Michael Joseph @Michael34133224]

Their argument for Roe v. Wade:

A nonexistent Constitutional right to privacy outweighs an innocent American citizen’s right to life under the Due Process clause of the 5th amendment to the U. S. Constitution.

They’ll phrase it differently, but it still quacks like a duck.

[Belle South @BonnieJustified]

Patriots! I am asking for your help! There are too many not following back, making it impossible for me to follow anyone else! Please, IF YOU SEE THIS TWEET Retweet for me??? Thanks!

[Eric Matheny @ericmmatheny]

Your ethnic, racial, or gender identity is not a skill. On its own it does not qualify you for any particular job. It is not a safe space in which you can retreat when your ideas are challenged. To assume such means you apply special privilege to your race. That is racism.

[Michael Joseph @Michael34133224]

@LambAway It’s in me.

[Michael Joseph @Michael34133224]

@ronbeatyjr The Constitution will be the first thing to go. It’s being shredded now.

[Shemeka Michelle @ShemekaMichelle]

Can someone ask #AyannaPressley how a Black voice sounds?

Here’s the latest edition of #blackfacesblackvoices

I’m not sure if she’ll approve, but I did my best. 😎

[Michael Joseph @Michael34133224]

@Tony85956346 @DustieDahl He took back our football.

[Michael Joseph @Michael34133224]

@SpeakerPelosi In this house, when we’re not brawling or harassing the President, we toss hackneyed platitudes about.

[Michael Joseph @Michael34133224]

@jonfavs Oh! I know what you mean!

But if you think that’s bad! I once ordered a cappuccino and it had so little foam IT COULD HAVE BEEN A LATTE!!

I’m sorry. Sniff. I’ll be okay. I started a GoFundMe.

[Michael Joseph @Michael34133224]

@phillyeaglesfa1 @GeanineC Thank you Marcus, for that report. Tinker Bell, are you ready with that update?

Yes. Reliable sources say the “mens” room was filled with only men, but I did venture into the “ladies” room and found, and found-

Go on.

LADIES!!

AAGH!!

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[Michael Joseph @Michael34133224]

@AhmedBaba_ I love that guy! See you in 2020, Baba!

[Michael Joseph @Michael34133224]

@BevH111 @IlhanMN But that’s what THEY do! They told me it would work!

Oh, poor victim me. WAAH HA HA! Sob. Sniffle.

Uh, I mean - if you want to support our cause, SEND MONEY and expose your necks.

[Michael Joseph @Michael34133224]

@DDSBACH @IlhanMN @lotusflowerom You’re safe with Trump supporters.

Now, have you ever heard of Antifa?

Well, once upon a time . . .

[Michael Joseph @Michael34133224]

@IlhanMN If hot air didn’t rise, we couldn’t smell farts.

[Michael Joseph @Michael34133224]

@GW1stPOTUS @DavidRas666 But WAIT! There’s MORE!!

FREE HEALTHCARE!! And all you have to do is REVOKE YOUR CITIZENSHIP!!

[Michael Joseph @Michael34133224]

@Acosta Well you told him the water was fine. Were you lying?

[Michael Joseph @Michael34133224]

@pepesgrandma @Acosta Good enough. You are free to spy on the Trump campaign for up to 90 days.

[Michael Joseph @Michael34133224]

@QTAnon1 Not many Siamese cats speak English.

But most dogs speak idiot.

[Michael Joseph @Michael34133224]

@TheKellyConnor @JesseKellyDC Yeah, but LOOK!

He’s STANDING NEAR THE PUNCH BOWL!!

[Michael Joseph @Michael34133224]

@DroppinTheMitts @JesseKellyDC What?!

Wait. Let me reread this. . .

WHAT?!!