@EODHappyCaptain When I worked in the company office which chronically lacked asswhipe, I’d come home at the end of the day and my then wife would ask me why I had no undershirt or it was missing sleeves.
I’ll have to find it, but I was once determined to document portashidder art and poetry.
So here’s some pro tips for having a pet raccoon.
A: if it’s a male? Once his balls drop? Congrats you now have an animal that can fuck you up
B: see A
C: you have made a pet out of one of the smartest animals ever, and they have thumbs. (Sort of)
D: good luck
It’s actually gross the amount of money China spends on things like unlimited clean energy for its citizens when it could be sending that money to Israel instead.