Dead Patriots

Chances are I’m here to make fun of you for being an idiot. Welcome to the internet

[Dead Patriots @Michael56125411]

@RealCandaceO Here’s a fan of yours no longer with us that didn’t get to give birth to her twins because she believed your bullshit rhetoric https://t.co/kPamltYPTt

[Dead Patriots @Michael56125411]

@Brady_Delaney_ @Undeadsalesman @belfaststeve @Peckhampulse @thatbloodyMikey All it says about people is they have a dark sense of humour. But if you wanna waste time casting insults/making false accusations of racism because the actual meaning of the joke flew over your head, you go for it. Doing well so far

[Dead Patriots @Michael56125411]

@Brady_Delaney_ @Undeadsalesman @belfaststeve @Peckhampulse @thatbloodyMikey Yep, you got it. Not funny when you say it though, but when a professional comedian who knows how to craft a joke says it, yeah mate it’s fucking hilarious actually

[Dead Patriots @Michael56125411]

@chesterhdclarke @MartinJDocherty Yeah…..No

[Dead Patriots @Michael56125411]

@ESInsider Gotta say I just watched his special and wow……it was fucking hilarious! Ya see, dark humour is kinda like cancer. Not everybody gets it but some of you will

[Dead Patriots @Michael56125411]

@Byron552860621 Now that’s a good joke!

[Dead Patriots @Michael56125411]

@LynBank25442089 @PlankrtRich @OppenheimerPaul @omid9 Pfffffffffff

[Dead Patriots @Michael56125411]

@Sunny_GL70 @netflix @GypsyTravellerM @action_storm Gotta say I just watched his special and wow……it was fucking hilarious! Ya see, dark humour is kinda like cancer. Not everybody gets it but some of you will

[Dead Patriots @Michael56125411]

@wellsmp Gotta say I just watched his special and wow……it was hilarious! Ya see, dark humour is kinda like cancer. Not everybody gets it but some of you will

[Dead Patriots @Michael56125411]

@Nikita_Luna08 @BBCNews I’m sorry, you haven’t read the comments here have you?

[Dead Patriots @Michael56125411]

@stevenM49614530 @BBCNews He’s going nowhere

[Dead Patriots @Michael56125411]

@BBCNews Gotta say I just watched his special and wow……it was hilarious! Ya see, dark humour is kinda like cancer. Not everybody gets it but some of you will

[Dead Patriots @Michael56125411]

@saskiatijgertje @ThePizzaGuy98 @natasha25379112 @jimmycarr I saw a film called Schindlers Fist once but it was actually very different from the film I thought I was about to watch

[Dead Patriots @Michael56125411]

@natasha25379112 Apology in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0, -1, -2, -3, -4, -5, -6, -7, -8, -9, -10, -11, -12, ,13, -14, -15…well shit I guess that apology just isn’t coming is it?

[Dead Patriots @Michael56125411]

@susannreul @jimmycarr He’s already waaaay ahead of you Susann. Not hard to believe for some reason

[Dead Patriots @Michael56125411]

@saskiatijgertje @jimmycarr You’re comment genuinely sounds like it was written by an 8 year old

[Dead Patriots @Michael56125411]

@CharliebeansNZ Gotta say I just watched his special and wow……it was fucking hilarious! Ya see, dark humour is kinda like cancer. Not everybody gets it but some of you will

[Dead Patriots @Michael56125411]

@nadiajonz @jimmycarr Gotta say I just watched his special and wow……it was fucking hilarious! Ya see, dark humour is kinda like cancer. Not everybody gets it but some of you will

[Dead Patriots @Michael56125411]

@sofeajoy1 @Kirkeey @jimmycarr I just wanted to say that’s genuinely a great joke. Because they crucified Jesus!