Not Michael

Only smoke when you drink

[Not Michael @Michael68044710]

Co worker: what are you doing this weekend

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

A year unlike any other.

This was the 2025-2026 NBA Season.

[Not Michael @Michael68044710]

@VanLathan He was just a kid

[Not Michael @Michael68044710]

Go Cs baby love da Cs

[Not Michael @Michael68044710]

Starbucks Christmas cup in hand

[Noa Dalzell 🏀 @NoaDalzell]

What if Luke is better than Wemby

[Not Michael @Michael68044710]

Me saying this to a 12 pack

[Not Michael @Michael68044710]

Very emotional thing happens

“Go Cs baby. Love da Cs!”

[Handsome B. Wonderful @JamPackard]

I hate when my feelings and emotions make me feel like a crazy person!

So much easier to be a no-feelings-go-with-the-flow-joke-making robot man

[Not Michael @Michael68044710]

Not good for the already 0-1 Bowerpuff Girls

[Ryan McFadden @ryanmcfadden_]

#Raiders TE Brock Bowers (knee) and LB Elandon Roberts (elbow) are not practicing. They are observing the stretch period without a helmet.

Injury report will come out later this afternoon.

[Not Michael @Michael68044710]

I’m gonna kill myself

[Boston Strong @BostonStrong_34]

Alex Cora says on WEEI that Roman Anthony will be out 4-6 weeks, meaning that his season is most likely over.

[Not Michael @Michael68044710]

@ColeyMick

[Trill Withers @TylerIAm]

That beer hit my hand on a Friday like Mjolnir

[CelticsMuse @CelticsMuse]

why is there a picture of luke kornet screaming on the background of the 2k cover 😭 😭

[The r/BillSimmons Podcast @rBillSimmonsPod]

There is now a non-zero chance that Zach Lowe’s Game 7 prediction that OKC’s up by 2 with 10 seconds left, Haliburton takes a jumper and the screen goes black due to a “cataclysmic event” ending the Finals comes true

[Not Michael @Michael68044710]

Fuck you guys

[Red Sox @RedSox]

Forever a Red Sox champion.

Thank you for every homer, smile, and Raffy moment.

[Not Michael @Michael68044710]

The first 3.75 quarters of a basketball game just don’t matter

[Not Michael @Michael68044710]

I miss them

[Tomek Kordylewski @Timi_093]

On this day last year: Jaylen Brown @FCHWPO hit INSANE 3 to force OT in Game 1 of the Eastern Conference Finals against Pacers ☘️

[Andy Molitor @AndyMSFW]

watching your inheritance go to Ms. Maine (2nd runner-up)

[Not Michael @Michael68044710]

First the Celtics now this

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

worst day ever