Dagwood Bumstead

Born in the garden.

[Dagwood Bumstead @Michael77880778]

Typical America: Between the ages of 18-21, he stalked and had sex with girls 13-15 years old and no one ever said a word. He now holds a position on as a commissioner on a public board.

[Dagwood Bumstead @Michael77880778]

@IAMStephenG Wait? Is this really you???? STOP! Gtfox outta here?!?!?!?! Wild. If you're ever in Colorado...

[Dagwood Bumstead @Michael77880778]

@IAMStephenG you were the best as Derek on Happy Endings. Freaking hilarious.

[Dagwood Bumstead @Michael77880778]

Popular movies I've never like at all:
Jaws
Planet of the Apes
Close Encounters
Rocky
Halloween
Friday the 13th
Legend
The Neverending Boring

[KKTV 11 News @KKTV11News]

Police searching for Bradley Cooper look-alike accused of stealing from Home Depot https://t.co/Rg1oruyiSx

[Dagwood Bumstead @Michael77880778]

@people F Franco! He's a rapist and HE'S WHITE!! Maybe we gire a Cuban actor to portray him????

[Dagwood Bumstead @Michael77880778]

@jennycohn1 @GeoffSchuler @ADL They do it at night because they are cowards. Aryan race members are all usually raped at a young age, uneducated and ignorant. If they had to face the fury of a jew in person, they'd all fall to their knees as they did during the war. Weak.

[JennyCohn ✍🏻 📢 @jennycohn1]

The same type of horrific messaging - calling Jews “groomers”— recently appeared on a sign held by a colleague of Jacob Engels, Roger Stone’s longtime assistant, in a tiny event they staged in Florida. @ADL 1/

[Dagwood Bumstead @Michael77880778]

AITA for being pissed off? A friend that has more money than God, promised to help me out financially after realizing he screwed me out of $ for 10+ years of unpaid OT. That was in April 2022. I'm still waiting. He is now the 3rd wealthy friend to do this to me.

[Dagwood Bumstead @Michael77880778]

AITA for being pissed off? A friend that has more money than God, promised to help me out financially after realizing he screwed me out of $ for 10+ years of unpaid OT. That was in April 2022. I'm still waiting. He is now the 3rd wealthy friend to do this to me.

[Dagwood Bumstead @Michael77880778]

@Super70sSports Need the one with ball controller that pinched your skin all the time.

[@luckybudd.bsky.social 🇨🇦 @lucky_budd]

Saturn last night with 5 moons! From left to right are Rhea, Enceladus, Thetys, Dione and Titan at the top. Titan is so large it has its own atmosphere! Taken from my back yard in Victoria, BC.

[Dagwood Bumstead @Michael77880778]

@RoArquette Whatever. She was under the influence and poss running from a prior hit and run. Could have killed others. Stop making martyrs of these people.

[Dagwood Bumstead @Michael77880778]

@KOAA Why not the Hwy 50 location? A little closer, no? How about USPS designs an RV to be a mobile post office. Fills up every night. Makes it way to the location in question by afternoon. Create meeting points in town for residents to grab mail.

[Dagwood Bumstead @Michael77880778]

@xDankblade @KOAA Idk about that. Cannabis amokers aren't really casino going people. I'm from Central Jersey so I LOVE casinos. Esp roulette!! But I'd rather chill and smoke and not lose. Now, a casino themed dispensary would be cool. Tokers and Poker

[Dagwood Bumstead @Michael77880778]

@GuyHetfield The Hills are alive with sound of The Hetfields....

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Greetings from the 19th century, an era in which you treated a cough by basically taking on Iggy Pop’s lifestyle.

[Dagwood Bumstead @Michael77880778]

@KKTV11News Ahhhh, the treaded 78 record player adapter symbol..Cursed symbol responsible for playing the devils music!

[Dagwood Bumstead @Michael77880778]

@KKTV11News Native American drivers highly intoxicated, drives through a Native American Parade..

[Dagwood Bumstead @Michael77880778]

Several black LE officers shot and killed a black man with a possible fake gun. Where's the "NO justice, NO peace" folks? BLM? Absecon NJ still stands. Zero riots nor any outrage at the officers or department????

[Dagwood Bumstead @Michael77880778]

@KKTV11News That's a lot of anger. Family member or deranged killer on the loose?

[Grateful Dead @GratefulDead]

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Because there’s no such thing as too much of the Grateful Dead ❤️‍