It's a onesie-ful life

Running around like a chicken with my head cut off while wearing too many hats. 🐔🎩🧢👒 How's that for mixed metaphors?

He/Him.

Apparently, I’m “weird”.

[It's a onesie-ful life @Michael7Veils]

@amyy_claire Yeah, pay all your bills and set money in savings instead of buying food. Bang. (Provided you're one of the lucky that'll work for, of course.) So really the answer is luck.

[It's a onesie-ful life @Michael7Veils]

@TheJoeySwoll This is awesome, and I love the reference, but ummmm, where do you get a bath that big, and how are making it look tiny?

[It's a onesie-ful life @Michael7Veils]

Frog Butt

[Bunsen, Beaker, Bernoulli & Brix @bunsenbernerbmd]

What’s this move called?

[It's a onesie-ful life @Michael7Veils]

@MatthewCBryant @dog_rates @deadpoolmovie I'm dying over here. That costume is everything!

[It's a onesie-ful life @Michael7Veils]

@MatthewCBryant @DrGuitar Good thing they said price was no object. Geez.

[It's a onesie-ful life @Michael7Veils]

Yessss? 😁

[Alex Lekunt @Alexlekunt]

About last night

[It's a onesie-ful life @Michael7Veils]

No private likes removes levels of ROI for investors. Duh.

Is anyone else thinking Elon is trying to run Twitter into the ground so he can get the however many billion dollar loss written off and then he ends up not paying a dime in taxes for like a decade because of it?

[It's a onesie-ful life @Michael7Veils]

🤯

[It's a onesie-ful life @Michael7Veils]

@theangriestbuni Made *me* wet. Ugh. Grammar.

[It's a onesie-ful life @Michael7Veils]

@theangriestbuni I'm sorry. This is TMI.

But, your tweet has made wet.

Again, I understand the tmi nature of what I'm saying. I have no regrets.

[It's a onesie-ful life @Michael7Veils]

@Catsillyness Jimmy Dean Sausage Biscuit. 😆

[It's a onesie-ful life @Michael7Veils]

@MatthewCBryant I was crying at the absolute necessity of the head bonk. I don't like the violence, but needs must, ya know? 🫣😆

[It's a onesie-ful life @Michael7Veils]

@jtrebach @Alexlekunt 😂 Merry Christmas!

[It's a onesie-ful life @Michael7Veils]

@LaneVRogers Sir, I am in public. People are now looking at me like they need to call the white coats as I 🤤 all over my phone. Making me confront my thirsting. Rude. 😁

[It's a onesie-ful life @Michael7Veils]

@RickyRoman91 @TLAgay No. They're horrid, cuz they cover your thighs. It isn't at all practical, but imo you should never wear pants again. 😇

[It's a onesie-ful life @Michael7Veils]

@PupAmp

[Rob @thegallowboob]

Someone took an action shot of their dog jumping in the water and it will haunt my sleep forever

[It's a onesie-ful life @Michael7Veils]

@DoorDash_Help Ew. No. Far too late and too many dollars short. Now back up outta my convo with my brother.