Michael A. Samel

Last name rhymes with camel. Scientist. Antagonist. Gadabout.

[Michael A. Samel @MichaelASamel]

@PodSaveAmerica Would love to hear y'all discuss this next week: https://t.co/O4ZBViASWc. Keep up the fantastic work!

[Michael A. Samel @MichaelASamel]

@ButchBaileyRYP Please tell me you said to the relative "I know! Those sneaky bastards are never going to keep me from saying 'octothorpe'!"

[The Mountain Goats @mountain_goats]

Read this whole thing. Take the time. It's important. https://t.co/KZzxpRbd99

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Another Playboy video featuring Trump has surfaced. It's surprising because softcore porn typically doesn't contain any dicks.

[CONSEQUENCE @consequence]

Hillary Clinton praises Kanye West, gets the endorsement of Chance the Rapper: https://t.co/ZYlRO14qSL

[Ken Jennings @KenJennings]

What's this new sitcom with the clueless blowhard dad and the exasperated mom on every channel

[Being NOLA @BeingNOLA]

yes- that's very important. the "security aspect of cyber".

[Lisa Bloom @LisaBloom]

If you heard about implicit bias for the first time tonight, take the Harvard U quick free test yourself and learn. https://t.co/GHoHjWHpVt

[Ken Jennings @KenJennings]

Mr. Jennings, under "Accomplishments" here it just says "The time in college I got a server to say 'Monistat, party of 7'."

[Michael A. Samel @MichaelASamel]

@omgcornflakes "Sometimes I wonder if you're mythologizing me like I do you" Another one I think you'd dig: https://t.co/XfaTEgxvwG

[Michael A. Samel @MichaelASamel]

@omgcornflakes Yup. You should check out their albums Distortion and 69 Love Songs. https://t.co/pEA9pB23Vd

[Michael A. Samel @MichaelASamel]

@omgcornflakes "And I say 'let's run away' when I just mean 'stay the night'" You ever listen to The Magnetic Fields?

[trajectory unknown @trajectoryuk]

his and hers matching cognitive dissonance

[Michael A. Samel @MichaelASamel]

Can't sleep. Came up with 5 homebrew recipes and scheduled three days of brewing in the near future.

[Michael A. Samel @MichaelASamel]

Let it be known that on this day I found my spare bike lock key, and all was good in the world.

[Ken Jennings @KenJennings]

The thing that surprises me most about Trump supporters is that "deplorable" is actually spelled right in most of those signs.

[Michael A. Samel @MichaelASamel]

Looking at my calendar realizing I scheduled myself into oblivion the one week I don't have an exam. https://t.co/syEf8XXvQt

[Michael A. Samel @MichaelASamel]

And I made the best roast chicken yet last night. Only took me 6 (maybe 7?) attempts to finally nail all aspects.

[Michael A. Samel @MichaelASamel]

Trending upward. Even my favorite barista ensured that with an extra oz or so of coffee beans this morning. #hellyeah