Comedic Performance Artist

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[Comedic Performance Artist @MichaelAllenCPA]

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[The Conscious Outlaws @ConsciousOutlaw]

And now for something new, with the esteemed @GoatVsFish​⁠ : "Ain't My Type" #newmusic #rockandfunktry

[GoatVsFish 🐐🆚🐟 @GoatVsFish]

Happy 420! GoatVsFish brings you a special versus with Afroman as you climb and fly higher with the munchies perhaps? WHAT WILK @ogafroman CHOOSE: GOAT OR FISH!?

[GoatVsFish 🐐🆚🐟 @GoatVsFish]

The Deep Fat Fried New Jersey meetup was a TRIUMPH at Dingbatz! GoatVsFish did MC (Master of Celebration) the event with grand introductions and songs. MAKE SOME NOISE for DEEP FAT FRIED and THE GOD BOMBS!!
@Deepfatfriedpod @amazingatheist @thegodbombs @DingbatzNJ

[GoatVsFish 🐐🆚🐟 @GoatVsFish]

"10s of thousands have answered the 1 True Question before You, now it is YOUR turn. Goat or Fish?!" asked GoatVsFish to Weird Al Yankovic. Al's musical finger went back & forth "Gooo... Fiiii... Gyyy... Ffff... " and a choice was made! Is Weird Al Goat or Fish?

[GoatVsFish 🐐🆚🐟 @GoatVsFish]

GoatVsFish shall EMCEE the @Deepfatfriedpod New Jersey Meetup NOVEMBER 1st at @DingbatzO ! Meet GVF on the EAST COAST and support Deep Fat Fried, 🐐 @amazingatheist , 🐟@PaulsEgo , 🐐 @KaiserScoopy and 💣💥 @thegodbombs !!

TIX: https://t.co/W0Gt0hfOdr

[Comedic Performance Artist @MichaelAllenCPA]

@theunclejoeshow GARBO: Unban TheUncleJoeShow

[Comedic Performance Artist @MichaelAllenCPA]

Sure the "In Memorium" was great but I watch The Oscars for the commercials.

[Comedic Performance Artist @MichaelAllenCPA]

I plan to invest in guacamole but I'm waiting to buy the dip.

[Comedic Performance Artist @MichaelAllenCPA]

I hear The Hollywood Bowl beat Madison Square Garden!

[Comedic Performance Artist @MichaelAllenCPA]

Just in time for the spoopy season!
@GoatVsFish makes a little cameo in the NEW Radioactive @ChickenHeads music video CREEPING ONIONS! I also recognize the fancy footwork of the clean-shoed onion!

[Radioactive Chicken Heads @ChickenHeads]

New Radioactive Chicken Heads music video in time for Halloween, Creeping Onions 🧅🧅 https://t.co/31viMOR5kI

[GoatVsFish 🐐🆚🐟 @GoatVsFish]

GoatVsFish Gaming is Live https://t.co/jHy3j0SDWt

[GoatVsFish 🐐🆚🐟 @GoatVsFish]

NEW SINGLE JUST DROPPED
Do You Be Goat or Fish?
On all major platforms!
Appreciation to Dave Klein Recording and the @ChickenHeads!!
https://t.co/zXYkYy7K7u

[GoatVsFish 🐐🆚🐟 @GoatVsFish]

AGT Fans Love GoatVsFish! Just look at this post America's Got Talent audition CELEBRATION with GoatVsFish!

[Comedic Performance Artist @MichaelAllenCPA]

@theunclejoeshow The best of life

[Comedic Performance Artist @MichaelAllenCPA]

Let's all wear masks just to trigger the cons.

[Comedic Performance Artist @MichaelAllenCPA]

If an FPS like Halo, Overwatch or Goldeneye can make kids more violent, then surely we can blame this outbreak of global violence of MMORPGs like World of Warcraft and Stardew Valley.

It's just logic.

[Comedic Performance Artist @MichaelAllenCPA]

We see an increase in global violence and I think we all know what's to blame.

Video Games

[GoatVsFish 🐐🆚🐟 @GoatVsFish]

Increase in global violence, and what is to blame?

False Versus

[Uncle Joe 🤙🏻 @theunclejoeshow]

twitch should be doing everything in its absolute power to change the “banning” process. Vaguely suspending people with automated messages where their entire account is wiped from the site is asinine. People are paying to subscribe to these channels you so carelessly take down.

[Comedic Performance Artist @MichaelAllenCPA]

@micropeener That's a combo MEAL

[Comedic Performance Artist @MichaelAllenCPA]

@dom_lucre At least somebody's having fun