michael allen 🧀

i love football too much | would take a bullet for Herbert, Kyler, Baker, and Lamar | @Packers @SacramentoKings (+ Giannis) @BattlehawksUFL | @bite_sizesports

[Johnny barks @Johnny_Barks]

Pretty funny that the small town of Green Bay, Wisconsin can figure out how to keep a professional football team but the big city of Chicago cannot lmao.

[Offseason Mode @Ferd_Turgeson]

Today I am thankful for the Packers ownership structure

[Theo Ash @TheoAshNFL]

Letting Doubs walk and trading Wicks creates a more streamlined, explosive WR core for the Packers. Immensely looking forward to Watson/Reed/Golden/Kraft minutes

[michael allen 🧀 @MichaelAllenNFL]

to preface, my parents had me very young so i vividly remember their party phase

my dad and his friends would put beer next to the campfire for a while and chug them as a game. they called em “humminuhs” for some reason

[Bengal @BengalYouTube]

Why do 99% of country songs make sure to specify “cold beer”
Is the beer being cold not implied
Who is out here drinking warm beer by choice

[michael allen 🧀 @MichaelAllenNFL]

Jacoby Brissett would ask for even more money

[Sam Monson @SamMonsonNFL]

Aaron Donald owes it to science to unretire and line up next to Myles Garrett just to see what would happen.

[michael allen 🧀 @MichaelAllenNFL]

have been restricting this hellscape to a “desktop viewing only” and it’s done wonders for my screen time and mental health

anyway

we have to **** Les Snead and Sean McVay

[Green Bay Packers @packers]

Football is for everyone 🏳️‍🌈

[michael allen 🧀 @MichaelAllenNFL]

Gute is gonna have Matt put Mike into a head lock until Arizona coughs up a runningback

[michael allen 🧀 @MichaelAllenNFL]

adios

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

#Packers star RB Josh Jacobs has turned himself in to Hobart/Lawrence PD.

[michael allen 🧀 @MichaelAllenNFL]

taking a temporary hiatus from my twitter hiatus to say two things

1) congrats jordan and ronika love 💚💛

2) more like jaxson fart

[michael allen 🧀 @MichaelAllenNFL]

Taking a much needed break from here until at least training camp

🧀

[michael allen 🧀 @MichaelAllenNFL]

@_JackKeating it’s under the history tab where your bookmarks used to be

it’s awful but they’re there

[michael allen 🧀 @MichaelAllenNFL]

@drakebonergif evil @hivemindassoc intro

[michael allen 🧀 @MichaelAllenNFL]

@BengalYouTube once you hit Mr Beast level status, you’ll have DangusArmy telling people to walk into traffic for you

[michael allen 🧀 @MichaelAllenNFL]

Yreffej Snowwis 🔥

[the metten burger @themettenburger]

Really nice company you guys are running there @Fanatics

$200 btw

[michael allen 🧀 @MichaelAllenNFL]

@_anthonynash NAME??

[michael allen 🧀 @MichaelAllenNFL]

my favorite internet cat died

[michael allen 🧀 @MichaelAllenNFL]

@ERSANlTY as much as it pains me to say, it’s not

[michael allen 🧀 @MichaelAllenNFL]

Cat In The Hat (2003)

[dami @spoiltkate_]

You’re getting paid $100k to rewatch one movie 100 times. Which movie survives the challenge?