Students greet their teacher by chanting the "Glory Glory Man Utd" after the Fulham win. And the teacher responds with 'Cunha dance. 😂❤️
World is much better place when Man Utd is winning!
Once upon a time, in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. By coincidence, both were blind from birth.
One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest and tripped over the snake, and fell down.
'Oh, my,' said the bunny, 'I'm terribly sorry. I didn't mean to hurt you.
I've been blind since birth and can't see where I'm going. In fact, since I'm also an orphan, I don't even know what I am.'
'That's ok,' replied the snake. 'Actually, I, too, have been blind since birth, and I also never knew my mother. Tell you what, maybe I could slither all over you, and figure out what you are so you'll know.
'That would be wonderful,' replied the bunny.
So the snake slithered all over the bunny and said, 'Well, you're covered with soft fur, you have really long ears, your nose twitches, and you have soft cottony tail I'd say that you must be a bunny rabbit.'
'Oh, thank you, thank you,' cried the bunny, in obvious excitement.
The bunny suggested to the snake, 'Maybe I could feel you all over with my paw and help you the same way that you've helped me.'
So the bunny felt the snake all over and remarked, 'Well, you're smooth and slippery, and you have a forked tongue, no backbone, and no balls.
I'd say you must be the Prime Minister.
Justice Mwamuye: If Inspector General of Police Douglas Kanja misses the next hearing, I will have no choice but to charge him with contempt of court and sentence him on the spot. As for the DCI, I will proceed with a conviction and invite him for mitigation
I have asked the Senate to investigate why Government is allegedly being given Ksh.156 billion from the World Bank with the condition of integrating 400,000 refugees into Kenya. We want to know the reasons, The details of this agreement and why now