Michael Atwood

[Michael Atwood @MichaelAtwood21]

@mollybmpls Starting a petition to transition your account to exclusive coverage on local duck activity.

[Michael Atwood @MichaelAtwood21]

@mollybmpls Or this particular duck is new to your neighborhood, where you of course already know all the ducks by name

[Michael Atwood @MichaelAtwood21]

@mollybmpls Wait. Are you saying this is a new species of duck?

[Jeremy Jordan @JeremyMJordan]

This holiday season, as we all give gifts to others, let's not forget about ourselves. It's not selfish to look out for your own happiness. In fact, it's possibly the best gift you can give to anyone who loves you. Be FULL of yourself this holiday. 💕🎁🤗

[Michael Atwood @MichaelAtwood21]

A concept: Snapchat filters but for your personality.

[Michael Atwood @MichaelAtwood21]

@_serajayne Oh wow ok

[Michael Atwood @MichaelAtwood21]

@Natalie_Weiss In Chicago! Yes! Except I had driven from MPLS and was overtired and sick so it was mortifying but also incredible 😂😂

[Michael Atwood @MichaelAtwood21]

Best way to end your weekend trip to NYC? @Natalie_Weiss in concert so she can belt and riff until MY face melts off, of course... #myearsareready

[Michael Atwood @MichaelAtwood21]

THANK YOU 🙌 https://t.co/XgYmQVZAvh

[Michael Gungor @michaelgungor]

PSA: If someone named Michael introduces himself to you as Michael, consider calling him Michael, not Mike. The same principle holds for many other names as well.

[Sierra Boggess @sierraboggess]

Not following through with something is like listening to I Will Always Love You and turning it off right after “but above all this, I wish you love....”

[Michael Atwood @MichaelAtwood21]

@MollyBuhler Khloe, Kylie, Kourtney

[Michael Atwood @MichaelAtwood21]

@Ak1004Kim Literally story of my life

[Michael Atwood @MichaelAtwood21]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/PJTnCVuCGs

[Michael Atwood @MichaelAtwood21]

Ellie just took her chew stick with her outside to go potty because she trusts no one. 😂😂😂 #weinerdogwisdom

[Michael Atwood @MichaelAtwood21]

@_kbootyy I don't want to hear it. He could've been all yours this Saturday but you BLEW IT

[Michael Atwood @MichaelAtwood21]

This dog is OBSESSED with trying (not successfully) to chew on the rug.
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#nevergiveup… https://t.co/7b9h8gSiek

[Michael Atwood @MichaelAtwood21]

All those years that dad forced me to help him prep financial reports... little did I know that… https://t.co/GVTrNWxjRE

[Michael Atwood @MichaelAtwood21]

Pretty sure a hawk just tried to eat my dog, til I ran outside screaming like a housewife on a psychotic break. In other news, I'm a hero..

[Michael Atwood @MichaelAtwood21]

Beautiful morning for a beautiful service.
"God doesn't choose you because you're the best. God… https://t.co/Z7OPjTteou

[Michael Atwood @MichaelAtwood21]

Clearly this was made for me... @ At Home https://t.co/xci1DWcJLg