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Sweet like Bear Meat. Here for the lulz

[Myles @MylesRinSF]

I had ADD and smoked too much weed in high school when I was supposed to read about this. Fortunately the Simpsons covered literally everything so this is how I learned about it 😂

[Complex Music @ComplexMusic]

J. Cole reacts to a fan throwing a bra on stage in Atlanta 😂

"N*gga ain't got a bra on stage in a long muhf*ckin time. Boy, you gotta cherish that sh*t."

[Restoring Your Faith in Humanity @HumanityChad]

A bear mistakes the vet's attempt to measure its body for a hug 🥹

[Mikal Bridges Jr @MBridgesjr25]

I’m not gonna lie KAT do got a pretty good chokeslam

[Queer Latifah ✨ @TheAfrocentricI]

Kids programming really had it all 💛

[Nat Turners Burner @KCran7]

My 5yr old popping back up after I just put his little ass to bed 15mins ago.

[Shaya Rhymes ✍🏾 @ShayaRhymes]

Hardest part about being raised like this is watching the family fall apart as your grandparents pass away

[7rq @gloccnim]

i hate how fast this app refreshes like bitch i was reading that

[⚜️👑✨𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝑅𝑒𝒶𝓁 𝑀𝒶𝒟𝑜𝓃𝓃𝒶✨👑⚜️ @madonnabema]

This shxt is sooo funny; no matter how many times I see on my TL.

[Satoshi Kon Knueppel @Biyombonesaw]

The most famous Greek person in the world right now is a man of African descent with the last name "Antetokounmpo"

[Acyn @Acyn]

Mamdani: *Coughs* It’s just a bad cough.

Garcia-Navarro: Have you had it checked out?

Mamdani: I have. That’s why I believe in Medicare for All. Everyone can check it out.

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

This. Is. Amazing.

lol.

[Alvin @Alvin1492840]

A guy bought a $1,500 Samsung TV 3 years ago.

He watched Netflix. He watched YouTube. He thought the picture looked fine. He assumed that's just what a TV looks like.

His friend, a home theater installer who calibrates TVs for a living, walked into his apartment and looked at the screen for 5 seconds.

"You're watching everything in demo mode. The motion smoothing is on. The eco dimmer is cutting your brightness by 40%. Your TV is taking a screenshot of your screen every 30 seconds and selling your viewing data to advertisers. And you're watching a $1,500 panel in the same picture mode Best Buy uses under fluorescent lights to make TVs pop on a showroom wall."
He changed 9 settings in 12 minutes.

The picture looked like a different television. The soap opera effect disappeared. The colors became natural. The TV stopped spying on him.
Here's every setting he changed 🧵

[MAGA Cult Slayer @MAGACult2]

He. Doesn’t. Miss.

Zohran rejects his own approved pay raise.

I’d be terrified if I were Mike Johnson too.

[Courtney ✨ @Courtney_Lolo]

IF YOU LOVE BLACK WOMEN MAKE SOME MF NOISE 🗣️

[Baltimore Memes @BaltimoreMemes]

💀

[Evensya @EvensyaXo]

This the type of shit that would happen when you missed a day in school.

[Tigress @Tigressincrisis]

Delete this pls