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[Michael Batdorf @MichaelBatdorf]

‘Twas the week of the Super Bowl and all through the city,
The fans were all stirring; Cincinnati was giddy…
Link to full poem. Who Dey!
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[Michael Batdorf @MichaelBatdorf]

@Josh_Insights @VSiNLive Hi Josh. I’m really enjoying the pod and the book. And becoming a better bettor. Thank you. May I mail you my copy with return SASE envelope for a signature? Keep cashing tickets!

[Michael Batdorf @MichaelBatdorf]

@Josh_Insights @VSiNLive Thanks, Josh. I’ve been listening for a year and learned a lot. I’m trying to figure out the Liberty handle - went from 86% to 55% when spread went from -27.5 to -27. Seems like more $ would come in, not less. Fishy?

[Michael Batdorf @MichaelBatdorf]

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Relive The Final Drive from Last Night ‼️What A Night ❤️

[Michael Batdorf @MichaelBatdorf]

@JasonIsbell Respect to you, family & team. My wife Heather and I have been to many of your shows and haven’t missed in Cincinnati since 2015. Q: I’m reading Killers of the Flower Moon and wondering if book, and Mollie, influenced King of Oklahoma. GREAT song. Also, can we be friends please?

[Aaron Gwyn @AmericanGwyn]

I wrote an obituary for my literary father, Cormac McCarthy for @Spectator.

Cormac McCarthy is gone — but his works remain brilliantly alive https://t.co/3RoPuWHFAl

[Michael Batdorf @MichaelBatdorf]

No SantaCon this time but we’ll be rocking the Headliner balcony again two nights in a row. We will dance to some songs and enjoy the prepositions of others. Thanks for returning ⁦@JasonIsbell⁩ ⁦@SadlerVaden⁩ ⁦@thechadgamble⁩ ⁦@tin_pony⁩ ⁦@JimboHart⁩

[Michael Batdorf @MichaelBatdorf]

Night one was amazing as usual. Will y’all have cast iron skillets available at the merch table tonight? We Cincinnatians will buy those to make our Skyline dips.

[Michael Batdorf @MichaelBatdorf]

No SantaCon this time but we’ll be rocking the Headliner balcony again two nights in a row. We will dance to some songs and enjoy the prepositions of others. Thanks for returning ⁦@JasonIsbell⁩ ⁦@SadlerVaden⁩ ⁦@thechadgamble⁩ ⁦@tin_pony⁩ ⁦@JimboHart⁩

[Michael Batdorf @MichaelBatdorf]

@Josh_Insights @DKSportsbook Josh - enjoy Christmas in March! Congratulations on mobile betting in Massachusetts and thanks for all the tips on your podcast.

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[Michael Batdorf @MichaelBatdorf]

Cincinnati 4/28 and 4/29.

[Southeastern Records @SoutheasternRec]

New @JasonIsbell and @the400Unit tour dates have been added for 2023.

Unless otherwise noted, tickets go on sale Friday (2/24) at 10am local time.

More info: https://t.co/puAKRakMyf

[Kurt Vile @therealkurtvile]

A hundred million streams of “pimpin” in a hectic KV world (and once I played a stoner squirrel)

Thanks @matadorrecords for my delicious trophy

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[Michael Batdorf @MichaelBatdorf]

@TheCoachrules @SportsLine Danny Morebucks

[Michael Batdorf @MichaelBatdorf]

@TheCoachrules @GraceRemiTV @SportsLine Back to help with naming, Coach. Amazing Grace or Grace Lightning sound like winners. Welcome to the brand @GraceRemiTV

[Michael Batdorf @MichaelBatdorf]

@brittdaniel @spoontheband Britt, thanks for stopping to say hello on your way home. Big fan. I appreciate it.

[Michael Batdorf @MichaelBatdorf]

@MissMargoPrice @emosaustin @UTexasPress @LomaVistaRC @danieljdonato We’re visiting Austin from Cincinnati and coming to see you and your band tonight. Let’s rock! Will you be selling and signing your book?

[Michael Batdorf @MichaelBatdorf]

@TheCoachrules @SportsLine Thanks, Coach! I'll keep listening and sending ideas. Keep up the good work you and your crew are doing. Please send me a good mailing address. I'd like to send you a copy of my novel Pair of Jacks to thank you for your consideration and encouragement. #EarlyWedge

[Michael Batdorf @MichaelBatdorf]

And at the end of the weekend, after the golf tournament, after all the dust has settled from all the divots that were taken, we can ALL take those tickets STRAIGHT… to the pay window, because we… Hit ‘Em Straight!

[Michael Batdorf @MichaelBatdorf]

@rotomikebarner @TheCoachrules Coach, Mike, if you aren't going with Mike's Early Wedge, his brilliant variation on my Wednesday Wedge submission - here's yet another shot at it.

[Michael Batdorf @MichaelBatdorf]

So by calling the show Hit ‘Em Straight, Coach, you’re telling your viewers/listeners that your cappers Sia and Patrick know how to “hit” those golf bets. They take good aim. They stay on target.