Michael

Writer / Speling Champyon

[Michael @MichaelBense]

Ron DeSantis pissed away $34 MILLION+? on a campaign that was doomed to fail.

Imagine if Ron had spent that money on the good people of Florida 🌴–– instead of his own distorted ego.

😔

[Michael @MichaelBense]

WELL, LOOKIE HERE👀

GOP hack James Comer tried desperately to link Biden to China. Instead his Oversight committee found TRUMP took over $5 MILLION from the Chinese.

Oopsie…

[Michael @MichaelBense]

Trump: “If I lose in 2024, America will enter a Depression…”

Not as big as the depression we entered when you stole the office in 2016, donny boy.

(PS: do you have your prison jammies packed?;-)

[Michael @MichaelBense]

The U.N. estimates that the Israeli shelling of Gaza is killing a Palestinian child EVERY TEN MINUTES.

Your American tax dollars at work.

[Michael @MichaelBense]

REPUBLICAN NATIONAL COMMITTEE:
”We Will Support Trump Even If He’s Convicted!”

Because nothing says “ROLE MODEL” like a convicted FELON AND RAPIST.

;-)

[Michael @MichaelBense]

“Sen. Joe Manchin announces he won't seek reelection in 2024”

A spokesperson for Manchin said the Senator wants to spend more time with his money.💰

;-)

[Michael @MichaelBense]

So when Hamas slaughters women & children, they’re committing “atrocities.”

But when Israel slaughters women & children, they’re
“defending themselves.”

Yeah, got it.

Joe Biden. Are you listening?

[Michael @MichaelBense]

“Israeli fighter jets bomb Hamas camp killing 80 people –– the majority of the deaths women and children…”

The US is funding this slaughter.
No matter which side you’re on, it’s wrong.

😑

[Michael @MichaelBense]

@NickAdamsinUSA WaIt, you’re having your period???!

[Michael @MichaelBense]

“Mike Pence cites scripture, drops out of Presidential race…”

“And the lord said unto Mike, ‘You’re an insufferable toady with no backbone, character or integrity. Best of luck finding work.‘ ”–– Proverbs 6:66

[Michael @MichaelBense]

New Republican Speaker of the House Mike Johnson: “Scripture and the Bible are clear that I’ve been ordained by God.”

(SIGH)
The reins of the People’s House are, once again, in the hands of a GOP nut job.

[Michael @MichaelBense]

@NickAdamsinUSA By all means, go for it, Nicky.

(TIP: Smear yourself with bacon grease before you go. Piranha HATE bacon;-)

[Michael @MichaelBense]

@NickAdamsinUSA So Nicky, just to be clear, you support the indiscriminate slaughter of Gaza refugees, and Vlad Putin, correct?

[Michael @MichaelBense]

@JamesTate121 10-to-20 years.

[Michael @MichaelBense]

@JessicaUSAF Hit all of them with an oar.

[Michael @MichaelBense]

@nathaliejacoby1 High school drop out.

[Michael @MichaelBense]

@NickAdamsinUSA Here’s another thought provoker:
Nicky hasn’t had a date in 25 years.

[Michael @MichaelBense]

@RepBoebert @Jim_Jordan CAPTION:
“Suddenly, Lauren can’t resist the urge to grope Gymbo right there on the House floor”

[Michael @MichaelBense]

@DLgodlessbitch Bitch In A Ditch

[Michael @MichaelBense]

@ksorbs Remember when trump stole money from a charity for kids with cancer?

(No one misses that, Kevvy. ;-)