Michael-Birch Pierce

I make sparkly art. I tweet ridiculous things. I use they/them pronouns.

[lauren🪿 @speaklaur]

from school of rock open auditions to starring as eva perón... oh rachel is getting the vengeance she deserves!!!

[L. Louise Lucas @SenLouiseLucas]

Why would Republicans make a photoshop of me in a cannabis dress when there are real photos out there from the 420 festival dancing in a cannabis dress? Need I remind you that I'm not your typical grandma. Try again fellas!

[Variety @Variety]

Sarah Michelle Gellar breaks her silence on the “Buffy” reboot cancellation, blaming it on one executive who’s “not a fan of the original.”

"No one saw this coming, including the head of Searchlight. I got the call as we were stepping onto stage for the premiere of their own movie. And it’s also the weekend of Chloé [Zhao] going to the Oscars as a best director nominee for Hamnet. For them to call us on the Friday of what should have been Chloé’s victory lap for an incredible film, and my world premiere of something that I worked very hard for is… That says something."

"We had an executive on our show who was not only not a fan of the original, but was proud to constantly remind us that he had never seen the entirety of the series and how it wasn’t for him,” she said. “That’s very hard when you’re taking a property that is as beloved as Buffy, not just to the world, but to me and Chloé. So that tells you the uphill battle that we had been fighting since day one, when your executive is literally proud to tell you that he didn’t watch it."

https://t.co/luPZkNpokb

[ARTTOP @No_Toilets]

I hope Bad Bunny, Ricky Martin, and Pedro Pascal are all kissing right now and Lady Gaga is holding the camera

[Michael-Birch Pierce @MichaelBirch]

@Zubair_Adam_007 @mandrina_queen @marvelousgeek__ You’re talking a lot of shit about LGBTQ people here for someone with Loki as their display name and picture. Loki, a character who was confirmed in season 2 to be bisexual and in season 1, whose gender was listed in TVA documents as “fluid.”

[Dr. Wood @BigDrWood]

Love the beautiful art and photographic work of my cock these amazing artists have done for me 🥰 @depaulvera @MIAgayhost @MichaelBirch

[Louis Pisano @LouisPisano]

I feel like we have much bigger problems like the fact that our current government are literally n*zis to be giving this much life to what someone said on la culturistas. This 2020 way of reacting to things is so out of step with the current political climate. We are fighting white supremacists!

[Jay Jurden @JayJurden]

I do not think it’s crazy for an American citizen to care about making sure that we have a progressive Democratic senator from Texas in our lifetimes

people all over America should care about the makeup of the senate

[Michael-Birch Pierce @MichaelBirch]

@antoniogambinox @hairylatinoboy Ugh stupid autocorrect. I meant SEW that bush!

[Michael-Birch Pierce @MichaelBirch]

@antoniogambinox @hairylatinoboy Thanks! 🥰 would love to see that bush sometime! 🥵

[Adam Cochran (adamscochran.eth) @adamscochran]

There is no reason for him to apologize for his comments

Crockett is a great rep in her district, she is a good firebrand politician, and in a more liberal state could absolutely win a Senate seat and do a good job in the Senate.

BUT, flipping a Senate seat in deep Red Texas, in pro-Trump territory, is not going to be done by a firebrand on the left.

You NEED too many swing votes/independents to cross the aisle, and they are votes that tilt Right in Texas.

Flipping Texas in the Senate, at least currently, will only be achievable by a moderate - and that’s the math.

That has nothing to do with the fact that she is a woman, or that she is black, like some people claim Matt’s comments were about.

It has everything to do with the fact she is a strong left candidate who has been very vocal in her identity against Trump who still holds strong state wide influence.

Her name recognition and her boldness, whilst normally benefits, are detractors here both in how it plays with swing voters and how Trump will mobilize the base against her.

It is okay to have honest conversations about that.

It also doesn’t mean she shouldn’t try to have a campaign.

But I don’t think her campaign advisors are being honest with her about the lay of the land.

Because if she wins the primary, the pivot she needs to make to actually win the State wide general is massive, and I don’t get the sense she is the kind of person who wants to win by compromising on who she is.

If she wins the primary, I’d still support her in the general.

But I think it’s fair to be honest about the fact that she has an uphill battle that is materially different than that of Talarico.

It’s the same as O’Rourke having a different battle with too much name recognition baggage.

We need to be able to have those conversations when it comes to political strategy, without it being prosecuted by identity politics.

You can like and support Crockett, while still realizing she faces different more difficult challenges in a general election. 🤷‍♂️

[MR. POP @MrPopOfficial]

Mandy Moore and Hilary Duff (2003)

[maxxx level | 50% off rn @hairylatinoboy]

got my wiener drawn (or sewn?) dead have always wanted to do this, ty @MichaelBirch

[timeory @timeory]

The X-Men Will Return 💥

#AvengersDoomsday #XMen

[Michael-Birch Pierce @MichaelBirch]

See you babes in Miami tomorrow! 😍😍

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

tbt to when i went to the macy’s thanksgiving day parade in 2010 and only took pictures of jessica simpson and joan rivers

[Michael-Birch Pierce @MichaelBirch]

I just had a guy on Grindr block me after he asked what movie I’m watching and I said Multiverse of Madness. And y’know what? That’s fair.

[Genghis Khan @GenghisMFKhan]

For those of you still fighting me on this one thinking it was real.

Trumps just been shot but here’s the Secret Service guiding photographers around ignoring danger to get the famous photo while the crane operator lowers the flag into position ignoring the danger.

Staged event

[kamala shadow campaign @madampolitick]

“There is so much about this moment that is trying to make people feel like they’ve lost their minds, when, in fact, these mothafuckas are crazy.”

Oh, Kamala Harris, you have charmed me🤭

[Himberly @himbo_anonymous]

To gag an entire cocktail party after announcing that New York is dead